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Tarzan likes it when Jane disguises herself as a man.
Wolverine counts Han Solo's freckles with his tongue.
Samwise Gamgee (LotR) steals Blackadder's codpiece and grows dope in it.
Starsky and Hutch swap bodies with Bodie and Doyle, and everyone gets very confused.
Dracula wakes up a not-vampire, but bites Xander's neck anyway. Xander gets turned on.
Jack and Daniel (SG-1) get a second job testing sex toys for DVice.
Sam Winchester brings Dean breakfast in bed; they make out and Dean gets maple syrup on the sheets.
When Jayne Cobb (Firefly) and Remington Steele fuck, Mr Steele tops from the bottom.
Mulder saves the world from an alien invasion, and Clark Kent gives him a celebratory blowjob.
John Sheppard (SGA), Simon Tam (Firefly), and Benton Fraser (Due South) team up to take over Sunnydale.
Aragorn gets a hit of alien sex pollen and falls in love with Shadowfax (Gandalf's horse). Aragorn's horse is jealous.
The Fonz teaches Richie Cunningham how to give a two-thumbs-up blowjob. (Happy Days)
When Gonzo breaks Fozzie's heart, Fozzie forsakes his bowtie, joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence.
Kara Thrace and Xena turn into kittens and chase each other around the Christmas tree.
Charlie Brown comes all over his catcher's mitt.
Doctor Who clones Angel and keeps the original in a dungeon in the TARDIS, so he can watch him jerk off on closed-circuit TV.
Dean Winchester is the best man at Sam's wedding to Ianto Jones. When the grooms exchange rings, Dean cries one single perfect tear.
Joe Dick gets MacGyver pregnant and they argue about whether to give the baby up for adoption.
Batman gets a rubber duck stuck up his ass and Robin has to rescue him.
Lex Luthor cures Rupert Giles' midlife crisis with his magical healing cock.
ET is living on the streets as a rent boy alien. He offers Gollum a fuck in exchange for a ride home.
John McClane (Bruce Willis' character from Die Hard) runs for President of the United States. Legolas (LotR) is his running mate.
Garfield and Jabba the Hutt fall in love and open a sumo wrestling club.
Harry Potter and Dr. Spock have matching pink flamingo costumes for Halloween.
CJ Cregg (The West Wing) catches The Master (Doctor Who) jerking off in the Oval Office. She takes a photo.
Gregory House puts love potion in Indiana Jones' tea, but then House is called away on an emergency, so Indiana Jones falls in love with Chewbacca.
Fred Dagg got amnesia and couldn't remember that he and Wal (Footrot Flats) were boyfriends, so when Edward Scissorhands offered to shear Fred's sheep, he fucked him in payment.
Jim Ellison (The Sentinel) is a lumberjack and Blair Sandburg (also TS) fucks him gently with the handle of his axe.
Aslan (Narnia) laughs when Bart Simpson makes out with Milhouse for a dollar (The Simpsons).