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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Lord Voldemort is turned into an ice cream cone by Harry as predicted by the Prophet Isiah
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or perhaps...


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Hermione becomes Prime Minister in a very sexy scene
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or even...


My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
Harry Potter is killed by Nymphadora Tonks in a scene written in the style of Samuel Beckett
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