OOC: Memealicious

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So there's this meme that's going around LIKE A VIRUS OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW. Here's the deal:

1. Pick one of my characters: Khydann, Salyssa, Keetana, Giyoza, Elynne, Gerz, Damiren, Rosslekirkle (or one I haven't thought of?)
2. Roll 5 random numbers between 1 and 100 from this website3. I will answer the questions that match those numbers

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Rosslekirkle answers!

14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?
No, of course not! I'm perfectly sensible and... my shoes. WHERE ARE MY SHOES. Have you seen... FELDAMN RATS ATE MY oh never mind there they are. Silly shoes! You can't trust rats.

19. Where did you learn most of your skills and other abilities?
What do I know how to do? I can talk, but I don't remember when I learned that. I can talk in two languages even! But I don't remember that either. I can count! I know money... I can write! I write things down in a book. I run to the auction house and look up things and they give me numbers and I write that down and run to the bank and give them the list with the numbers and sometimes they give me gold in a special sealed bag so I can't spend it on beer and I run to the auction house and give them the bag and they give me a thing and I run back to the bank and give them the thing and they give me some money for it. I learned to do that from a very nice human named I think Jimmy. At first he wanted me to give him some of the money the bankers gave me, but after a while he went away, but by then I knew how to do it by myself, so now I keep all the money they give me, except what I use to buy beer.

26. When and with whom was your first kiss?
-twitch- That seems like a before-time question. After I came to Stormwind the first time I saw one of the very tall blue ladies with horns she kissed me on the head. I think that was the first kiss after the before-time.

41. What is your greatest fear?
That the troggs will dig their way up through the floor and tear down all the buildings and kill everybody and there will be blood and people screaming and things on fire and everything falls apart and metal tears just like paper as it falls and caverns collapse with troggs laughing and fire and the gears and I couldn't hold on to the pipes because they burned my hands and the bots went crazy. Or rats. I hate rats.

94. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
In a house with cheese and wearing shoes.