[Plinth]
Well my probeashun is over FINALLY. I was relesed just in time for the Dark Moon Fair so, first thing I did was go dig up the gold I buryd before getting caut and second thing was to go to the fair and get as many bottles of the Spechel Reserve as I could carrye. I didnt want to drink in Goldshire, I have had enouf of that horse crap litle town for three life times, so, I walked all the way to Stormwind and found a bar. I baught a mug of stout so Id have a mug and theyd think I was drinking that.
Then while I was drinkin there was this bunch of people there. and they said to come over and drink with them so, I did. they were all right. There were gnomes and humans and they made fun of each other but they didn't make fun of me so they were all right. Not like the stupid warlock and her boyfriend who said he was a demon. She had her demon (not her boyfrend a real one with a huge axe) stomp all over the table then, when people said you are stupid, she gets mad at me. Im used to it of coarse. She thretened me - nothing new - then sumoned a big demon and tried to get it to atack me, then ran away, then the demon chased her. I hope it ate her.
I went and fell aslep in the park, this citie is so rich they have parks inside the city that are so pretty! with squirels and rabbits and every thing! and trees! so when I woke up I caut a squirel for brekfast. made shur to cook and eat it behind some crates thogh, Im shur the gards here will use any exquse to haras me too.
Not shur what to do todaye. I culd go see if I can infi l t r a y t e the Defyas Gang like the guy in Stormwind asked, or I culd just go away somewhare. I culd find out whare the elfs come from. I culd go visit mum go anywhare. IM FREE!!
Then while I was drinkin there was this bunch of people there. and they said to come over and drink with them so, I did. they were all right. There were gnomes and humans and they made fun of each other but they didn't make fun of me so they were all right. Not like the stupid warlock and her boyfriend who said he was a demon. She had her demon (not her boyfrend a real one with a huge axe) stomp all over the table then, when people said you are stupid, she gets mad at me. Im used to it of coarse. She thretened me - nothing new - then sumoned a big demon and tried to get it to atack me, then ran away, then the demon chased her. I hope it ate her.
I went and fell aslep in the park, this citie is so rich they have parks inside the city that are so pretty! with squirels and rabbits and every thing! and trees! so when I woke up I caut a squirel for brekfast. made shur to cook and eat it behind some crates thogh, Im shur the gards here will use any exquse to haras me too.
Not shur what to do todaye. I culd go see if I can infi l t r a y t e the Defyas Gang like the guy in Stormwind asked, or I culd just go away somewhare. I culd find out whare the elfs come from. I culd go visit mum go anywhare. IM FREE!!