Whats up with adding titles

May 12, 2006 00:07

Here we go, already feel the backlash from this, but what the hell. Why is it that everyone thinks they need to list out there full name and title on emails. Ok glad your proud of the fact that you have done something with your life, but man. I got a 5 word last name that won't even fit on an envelope, yet don't see it on anything. But since it seems to be the fitting thing to do, I would now like to be forever known as
Stephen Emanuel Iglesias Gondine Suarez De las Manzanas De Montevideo
Keeper of Viv, Owen, and Molly
Owner of Riley
Mower of the yard
Beater of 15 Final Fantasies (yes there are at least 15)
Fixer of broken things
Painter of small things
Holder of the sacred sack of bull @#$%
Lord of construction
First out at Risk
King of all that is mine

But since this is kinda long I would just like to be know as Bob. And since Bob is quite common and I don't want people confusing me with someone else and to cut down on the confusion I will just continue to use Steven.
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