This is the basket I was given for my fabulous prize
The contents:
- A shiny, new, fabulous 1gb iPod shuffle. Sweet!
- A Beanie Baby stuffed monkey, named Bongo, who is 13 fucking years old.
- A $25 iTunes gift card so that I may acquire fab tunes to put on my iPod.
- Multicolored metal clips, with which to adorn the front of my new gadget.
- Chocolates from (but of course!) Lake Champlain Chocolates.
- A swell little basket.
- And why, yes, that *IS* a Grow Your Own Princess doll. Frankly, this is what I'm most excited about. She likes cute boys, and grows to 600% her size, just like... well, never mind what. The best part is the disclaimer on the back: "The slimy, icky texture is normal and harmless." Well, OK, as long as it's "normal" we're cool.
And all this for being gay and walking three blocks to the bar! (What was it I said sometime ago? I want to be rewarded for the smallest things? Huzzah!)