Sossity...
You Are A Woman!
Congratulations, you've made it to adulthood.
You're emotionally mature, responsible, and unlikely to act out.
You accept that life is hard - and do your best to keep things upbeat.
This makes you the perfect girlfriend... or even wife!
Oh, I'm the perfect girlfriend (I am too.) Going to Muddy's with CB (he's also the perfect girlfriend.) He'll be all sweaty when he comes over... yum.