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Know what I've always wondered....Why doesn't mario do his job?? I mean, I've never heard of a game like Mario teaches plumbing. There's mario teaches typing (which he's unqualified to do) and mario golf, mario tennis, mario kart...name a sport, he can totally do it somehow. Meanwhile he's sitting on the floor of some poor persons kitchen drunk as shit and def on some drugs dreaming about his world with koopa troopas and shells and flowers and shit. I'm thinking the flowers came in when he had to check some pipeage outside. Also, he's fucking jumping through pipes, THAT'S DISGUSTING!! What kind of role model is Mario?? HE CAN'T EVEN DO HIS JOB! I wish there was a game that actually told about Mario's life. How did he become a plumber? Plumbers don't go to college, they become apprentices. Who taught him this pipe crap, like is he actually qualified? He's more like a tripping drunk. Meanwhile there's the whole princess peach nonsense. I'm still coming up with that one. He must have had peaches for lunch or something and was dreaming about getting a girlfriend, because he can't actually get one with that beer belly. And I feel so bad for Luigi. I mean, there's no evidence that Luigi's doing the job either, but at least he gives me the feeling that he is. He's always behind mario and is prob like get your ass off the kitchen floor and do something about the flood. Luigi's always getting fucked over. I think this symbolizes the fact that he prob fixes everyones housing issues and then Mario gets most of the profits. Plus Luigi also has Daisy. I feel bad because Daisy is def a whore who is cheating on him. To me Luigi isn't that hot and he gets pushed around so why would daisy deal with that? Maybe Luigi only sees daisy when he shares some drugs with Mario, but I like to think he's not tripping as much as Mario. And apparently there's some Peach look alike now, check out the new mario kart. I forget her name but it's basically peach with side bangs. Kind of like Arnold's cousin in Hey Arnold. They look the same but the new one is WAY uglier. I don't get why she's there yet, I'm trying to figure out who does her....
Speaking about plumbing issues and crap, this kinda leads to the king of nintendo. Isn't it crazy ironic that the King of nintendo lives under the swamp?? My family thinks we live in a swamp because of some plumbing issue (no our yard isn't a septic problem otherwise we woulda smelled it forever ago) but why else would it be that crazy swampy on any given day? I like to think Mario was hired to fix our yard and after all these years of him tripping and drinking in our basement a swamp has formed. Does anyone follow what I'm saying? The reason we live in a swamp is because my brother is the king of nintendo and thinks Mario is so cool....but really Mario should have fixed our fucking yard years ago. Whoever created mario (myamoto or w/e) should fix our yard. Plus he should make a game about how to be a plumber. And while he's at it he can get rid of Mario's beer belly since Mario's supposed to be fit, especially with Wii Fit coming out soon. What the hell is wrong with these nintendo storyline fools?
Speaking about plumbing issues and crap, this kinda leads to the king of nintendo. Isn't it crazy ironic that the King of nintendo lives under the swamp?? My family thinks we live in a swamp because of some plumbing issue (no our yard isn't a septic problem otherwise we woulda smelled it forever ago) but why else would it be that crazy swampy on any given day? I like to think Mario was hired to fix our yard and after all these years of him tripping and drinking in our basement a swamp has formed. Does anyone follow what I'm saying? The reason we live in a swamp is because my brother is the king of nintendo and thinks Mario is so cool....but really Mario should have fixed our fucking yard years ago. Whoever created mario (myamoto or w/e) should fix our yard. Plus he should make a game about how to be a plumber. And while he's at it he can get rid of Mario's beer belly since Mario's supposed to be fit, especially with Wii Fit coming out soon. What the hell is wrong with these nintendo storyline fools?