Fake Missed Connections - Part 2
Here are some more fake Missed Connections that I've posted on Craigslist. Still haven't received any replies. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
My Foodie with a Tiny Woody - w4m - 31 (7th Ave and 13th St)
You're a mouth breather with long neck, no chin and poor posture. I saw you comparing organic baby-cut carrots to non-organic baby-cut carrots from around the corner in the pasta aisle at Union Market on 7th ave. I'm shy, but hoping we can meet so you can show me your baby cut carrot.
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Splashed and Soaked on 7th Ave and Garfield - w4m - 26 (7th Ave and Garfield)
I was standing at the corner of 7th Ave and Garfield when you sped by me in your Civic. Your car splashed gutter slush all over me. I didn't get a good glimpse of your face, but I like your style.
I'm a little embarrassed to post this on Craigslist, but I'm desperate to find you. I managed to write down your license plate number (NYS: MEV 9700). The DMV doesn't have a record of your registration, so I'm guessing your car is stolen. A bad boy. I like that. Let's meet up so you can have a chance to cover me in your malaria-grade sewer slime one more time.
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"Check Please!" at Check's Cashed on 9th St - m4w - 44 (4th Ave and 9th St)
Saw you standing in line at the checks cashed place on 9th St last Thursday at 6:30PM. I think we wear the same size sweat pants. That counts for something. Call me?
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Jackie's on Saturday night - w4m - 22 (Park Slope, 5th Ave)
We met at Jackie's 5th Amendment on Saturday night. Well, we didn't meet formally, but our eyes met. Briefly. You were in a black leather jacket and your brown hair was slicked back. You were so hot drinking Miller High Life splits. I was with my girlfriends, wearing a graduation hat and tassel. It was magic. Be my Houdini.
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Bar 4 Rollerblader - w4m - 29 (Bar 4 - Park Slope)
Me: Short, blonde bob cut (but a cute one!), red plaid hunters cap (but a modest one!). You: Tall, short black hair, army surplus jacket, rollerblade to bars in winter and don't change into shoes when you get to where your going. We brushed shoulders by the bathrooms at Bar 4 and you later ordered a Jack and Coke at the bar while I was complaining about my roommate's diabetic cat. Let's rub our faces against kitchen table legs and meet soon for some sugary sweets to make Mr Whiskers jealous. He's way sensitive about his feline diabetes, but it's cool; he's declawed.
My Foodie with a Tiny Woody - w4m - 31 (7th Ave and 13th St)
You're a mouth breather with long neck, no chin and poor posture. I saw you comparing organic baby-cut carrots to non-organic baby-cut carrots from around the corner in the pasta aisle at Union Market on 7th ave. I'm shy, but hoping we can meet so you can show me your baby cut carrot.
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Splashed and Soaked on 7th Ave and Garfield - w4m - 26 (7th Ave and Garfield)
I was standing at the corner of 7th Ave and Garfield when you sped by me in your Civic. Your car splashed gutter slush all over me. I didn't get a good glimpse of your face, but I like your style.
I'm a little embarrassed to post this on Craigslist, but I'm desperate to find you. I managed to write down your license plate number (NYS: MEV 9700). The DMV doesn't have a record of your registration, so I'm guessing your car is stolen. A bad boy. I like that. Let's meet up so you can have a chance to cover me in your malaria-grade sewer slime one more time.
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"Check Please!" at Check's Cashed on 9th St - m4w - 44 (4th Ave and 9th St)
Saw you standing in line at the checks cashed place on 9th St last Thursday at 6:30PM. I think we wear the same size sweat pants. That counts for something. Call me?
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Jackie's on Saturday night - w4m - 22 (Park Slope, 5th Ave)
We met at Jackie's 5th Amendment on Saturday night. Well, we didn't meet formally, but our eyes met. Briefly. You were in a black leather jacket and your brown hair was slicked back. You were so hot drinking Miller High Life splits. I was with my girlfriends, wearing a graduation hat and tassel. It was magic. Be my Houdini.
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Bar 4 Rollerblader - w4m - 29 (Bar 4 - Park Slope)
Me: Short, blonde bob cut (but a cute one!), red plaid hunters cap (but a modest one!). You: Tall, short black hair, army surplus jacket, rollerblade to bars in winter and don't change into shoes when you get to where your going. We brushed shoulders by the bathrooms at Bar 4 and you later ordered a Jack and Coke at the bar while I was complaining about my roommate's diabetic cat. Let's rub our faces against kitchen table legs and meet soon for some sugary sweets to make Mr Whiskers jealous. He's way sensitive about his feline diabetes, but it's cool; he's declawed.