XP
Start me up to the sounds of Windows XP
Run ya start menu programs but hope I don’t freeze
Turn on the speakers even though the right one’s wrong
So Windows media only playin ½ ya favorite song
Now lets see what I’ve got planned for the week
The inputs peace, and the Outlook’s bleak
12 new messages but now my email’s stuck
Send this to ten friends or you’ll have bad luck
Download a new upgrade hope it don’t disappoint
My mouse don’t click so I gotta PowerPoint
Lemme sign on quick but I don’t get anything instantly
So by the time I receive what you sent, it’s probably history
People mad @ me and don’t know who to blame
My computer has BEEN off and im STILL signed in to AIM
Ok let’s see what I can download without getting caught
I can’t even remember the last CD I bought
You can buy anything on Ebay these days
But when I need help for homework?!
“Page cannot be displayed”
I wanna do a search, but they forgot to warn
Why everything I type is some kinna freak porn?
Yahoo and Google both forgot to mention
Sometimes you can’t find shit on their search engine
Be careful the small font at the bottom
That shit you gotta read
And next time you gotta question
Don’t ask Jeeves
My internet connection runnin slower than a slug
And my computer keeps sayin “Network cable unplugged”
I run excel, insert cells and tables
But save every second cuz this bitch unstable
I try to type my paper, but every time I open Word
Fa some strange reason an unknown error has occurred
Shutdown properly before I escape
Cuz this blurry monitor makes my headache
I’ll use my laptop
Next time I wanna surf
My hardware’s broke
But Microsoft Works
Run ya start menu programs but hope I don’t freeze
Turn on the speakers even though the right one’s wrong
So Windows media only playin ½ ya favorite song
Now lets see what I’ve got planned for the week
The inputs peace, and the Outlook’s bleak
12 new messages but now my email’s stuck
Send this to ten friends or you’ll have bad luck
Download a new upgrade hope it don’t disappoint
My mouse don’t click so I gotta PowerPoint
Lemme sign on quick but I don’t get anything instantly
So by the time I receive what you sent, it’s probably history
People mad @ me and don’t know who to blame
My computer has BEEN off and im STILL signed in to AIM
Ok let’s see what I can download without getting caught
I can’t even remember the last CD I bought
You can buy anything on Ebay these days
But when I need help for homework?!
“Page cannot be displayed”
I wanna do a search, but they forgot to warn
Why everything I type is some kinna freak porn?
Yahoo and Google both forgot to mention
Sometimes you can’t find shit on their search engine
Be careful the small font at the bottom
That shit you gotta read
And next time you gotta question
Don’t ask Jeeves
My internet connection runnin slower than a slug
And my computer keeps sayin “Network cable unplugged”
I run excel, insert cells and tables
But save every second cuz this bitch unstable
I try to type my paper, but every time I open Word
Fa some strange reason an unknown error has occurred
Shutdown properly before I escape
Cuz this blurry monitor makes my headache
I’ll use my laptop
Next time I wanna surf
My hardware’s broke
But Microsoft Works