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germanpanther

Germany? YIS PLZ

Jun 26, 2010 13:27

Til, and the fact that he's associated with my label of 'devious', only contributes to this plot ( Read more... )

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germanpanther July 10 2010, 16:34:09 UTC

He would never have to ask. Just drop trou. I would follow suit. I'd have him say nasty, nasty things to me in any accent he could muster.

But I digress.

Daniel is adorable.

suspiriorum July 10 2010, 22:53:21 UTC

WOMAN, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?

Seriously now.

You are, aren't you?

Also, ILU, Daniel, but you look like Gomez Addams with that mustache and suit.

germanpanther July 13 2010, 17:34:06 UTC

That's probably why I love that picture. I had a HUGE boner for Gomez Addams when I was a little kid.

He was so lovely.

suspiriorum July 14 2010, 00:43:13 UTC

I figured that was why!

Raul Julia was a beautiful man, most definitely. And immensely talented, to boot.

Now all we need is to get Daniel in a red Gizmonics Institute jumpsuit and we're good to go ♥

germanpanther July 14 2010, 14:45:23 UTC

He's so classy that I think his poor head would explode from watching those awful films. But maybe Mike could sing as Morrisey and keep him sane while Joel does his Sandy Frank spaz dance.

suspiriorum July 14 2010, 23:17:07 UTC

"I cried last night, I died a million deaths..."

He is a Morrissey fan, after all. He'd love that!

Now I demand a remake of Bronx Warriors starring Daniel as Trash. Sam Worthington can play Strike. Til can be Henry Silva.

germanpanther July 16 2010, 14:10:08 UTC

Only we'd have to change Henry Silva's death to something more epic because Til wouldn't take such a pussy way out. Also, Anne either has to be played by Melanie or Zoe. And we'd have to add a smutty sex scene for no reason. In the confessional. :D

suspiriorum July 17 2010, 01:16:01 UTC

"I wonder what burning Til Schweiger smells like?"

"Rent-A-Schweiger, for all your Til Schweiger needs."

"I'm paying you good money!"
"...Well, it's German money."

"Is it true? Do you suck?"

"Shrive me, fool!"

Tangent there, but yes, Til will need a more epic death. August Diehl can be Irv Peterson!

OMG YES. MELANIE AND DANIEL DOIN' IT EPICALLY IN THE CONFESSIONAL.

Zoe can play Nosferatu woman, but hot.

germanpanther July 30 2010, 00:35:10 UTC

And less whiny. We'll come up with some epic one-liners/puns so she's a bad ass instead of a freak.
And we can make it more modern. Bigger explosions and what not. AND John Cho can play the kid sidekick.

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