The Great Panda is Back... well kind of.

[germanpanda]

So Marcus is a complete failure at updating his live journal which he pledged to update for us his great friends so I am going to step in as Soul Mate and update it for him. His life has been crazy lately. He has had several great friends have major break downs that he has nicely fixed for them. But we should go back further than that because

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[anonymous]

Do you do his dishes and laundry for him too?

-Josh

[germanpanda]

Um. She doesnt do my dishes all that often but she does do my laundry every tuesday. It makes my life much more bareable.

~German Panda

[little_ersatz]

I only do that so that your room isn't a mess when I take it over. See the whole plan is that I get everything just the way i like it, you get comfortable and careless and one day you come home my car is in your spot the locks are changed and you find all of your stuff (well what I don't keep) on the front lawn. But dont worry I will make it a fair exchange I will give you my roommate in return!

[germanpanda]

But I already have your roommate.... leaves you with little to trade with.

[little_ersatz]

right... but I could get her into a gold bikini with a collar and a chain just for you.. and I guess I could throw in some dude in a deep freeze if it helps...

[germanpanda]

Wow.... you win... we have a deal

[cdiadia]

Really?!?! How have I not been told about this trade? I don't know how I feel about this.

-Claudia