one last weird thing on the german trains.
oh man eh! heute, ich hab die schule verpasst weil ich much mein Reisepass abholen. (ja, ich hab es verlorn. ABER ES MACHT NICHTS JETZ!! lol) ich hab es abgeholt und and die zug zuruck nach Falkensee gekommen und eine Frau getreffen. und das war erstmal komish weil...sie mit mir gesprochen. und, in Amerika...das ist perfekt normal zu mit irgendwo man kennts nicht einfach sprechen. aber in Deustchland...es NIE passiert. und so wir setzt da...und sie sprecht uber was sheiss ist. iher Sonnen, und die Geburtstagen....und was angers fur scheiss. und ich setze da un einfach en hoffliches antworten gegeben. (ich muss NUR 3 stationen warten....bitte..komm schnell. und dan...ENDLICH, hat falkensee gekom. und ich hab versucht zu von die Zug gehen. aber sie hast gesagt "NEIN! WARTET SIE!" ich war: "man o, was jetz!" und DAN! sie steth da und sagt "willst mit meinen Sohn treffen? er ist doch gross, und hubsch.."
die Leute an die Bahn...ich werde nie verstanden.
ENGLISH FOR YOU NON-GERMAN SPEAKERS
i skipped school today to go pick up my passport. (yes i lost my passport. guess what....i already have a new one. stick that in ur pipe and smoke it!) anyway. so i was coming abck fomr berlin on the train. and this lady starts talking to me. (wich is strange to begin wiht b/c in Germany....man dont talk to people they dont know. its just not done. so shes tlaking to me about her sons and their birthdays and how that guy had the same sunglasses as her and i dont knwo what other shit. and im like "just three more stations...then i get off!!" and we finally get to Falkensee. and i move to get off the train. and she says "wait!" so i turn and she goes "would you like to go ona date with my son? hes really tall and handsom!!"
i made some bullshit up to get out of it. FREAKIN A. ill neer understand the people on the german trains...NEVER. ugh.
still. i suppose i had to have one more strange-german-train thing happen to me before i left. berlin is sending me off with a bang. ...not literally. ...oh fuck it.
die Leute an die Bahn...ich werde nie verstanden.
ENGLISH FOR YOU NON-GERMAN SPEAKERS
i skipped school today to go pick up my passport. (yes i lost my passport. guess what....i already have a new one. stick that in ur pipe and smoke it!) anyway. so i was coming abck fomr berlin on the train. and this lady starts talking to me. (wich is strange to begin wiht b/c in Germany....man dont talk to people they dont know. its just not done. so shes tlaking to me about her sons and their birthdays and how that guy had the same sunglasses as her and i dont knwo what other shit. and im like "just three more stations...then i get off!!" and we finally get to Falkensee. and i move to get off the train. and she says "wait!" so i turn and she goes "would you like to go ona date with my son? hes really tall and handsom!!"
i made some bullshit up to get out of it. FREAKIN A. ill neer understand the people on the german trains...NEVER. ugh.
still. i suppose i had to have one more strange-german-train thing happen to me before i left. berlin is sending me off with a bang. ...not literally. ...oh fuck it.