The continuing saga of Geri Sullivan, Girl Homeowner and Lawn Mower Abuser

[gerisullivan]

The back story, for those just tuning in:

May 30, 2009: The Very Bad Lawnmower

August 29, 2010: Rock 1: Lawnmower 0I've been researching lawnmowers online during spare moments over the last couple of weeks. My splendid next door neighbor mowed the lawn here at Toad Woods before I returned from the midwest, but that was 6 weeks ago. The property

Comments

[drpaisley]

Flamethrower and a supersoaker. Plus a waterballoon cannon as backup.

[gerisullivan]

Oh, yeah!

Come right over, please.

[drpaisley]

Wish I could, darlin'. Best of luck to you on the lawn wars. I do so love my tiny urban greensward. 20 minutes and it's done.

[kip_w]

The thing to remember is you first set small fires close to your buildings, so that the closest fuel is exhausted.

[gerisullivan]

Good point.

How do you keep the small fires small?

[kip_w]

Oh, well, for those you set even smaller fires. In advance. Just so.

Whoops, gotta run!