If you're an Irish drinker, have one for me today. I'm gonna have a dry St Patrick's Day.
Why?
I figure I'm more likely to hold on to my wife if I don't look like this guy in five years.
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But that's just me. All you heavyweights, have yourselves a ball.
Cheers!