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This what you get when you put iHop from midnight to 5am, Greta, Lisa, Coffee, and Art together...:
-"Why is my Bill so HIGH?"
"Sir, would you happen to be charging your lazers?"
-(( In french, spoken by me)) Xavier: "Parlez vous Francais? (Do you speak french?)"
Dane: "Un Peu. (A little)"
((In....Spanish?)) Xavier: "Muey Bien!"
-GODasaurusrex.
-Me: Dude! I know that POLICE OFFICER. He babysat me once in High school. I should be all: OMG remember me? I'm the chick Jeff and Cindy Kemp paid you to watch while they went to Spain...and then the dog died.
Greta: ....THAT'S HORRIBLE D:
-Greta: I remember watching a Johnny Bravo episode where the girl was all: "Hey Johnny! Can you find the Hippo before the kids do?!" and then Johnny was freaking out looking for it...but then the Hippo pops up and was all: "HEY Stupid Dumb Fuck! I was on the Couch!" and then proceeded to beat him with it...
Me: ....*/dies*
-((Listening to Repo: The Genetic Opera)) Me: JESUS.
Greta: He has a Sexy Voice.
-Me: "I hope I'm not constipated. Like it seems all this gas inside me is compacting. I feel rather Farty...
Greta: "I'm SO glad you decided to tell me that."
-Me: "While I was outside, I was totally doing the Macarena and Electric Slide to 'Frosty the Snowman'..."
Greta: "....I want to see a snowman do the Macarena."
So kids, please don't try this at home. These acts of retard were performed by trained professionals.
-"Why is my Bill so HIGH?"
"Sir, would you happen to be charging your lazers?"
-(( In french, spoken by me)) Xavier: "Parlez vous Francais? (Do you speak french?)"
Dane: "Un Peu. (A little)"
((In....Spanish?)) Xavier: "Muey Bien!"
-GODasaurusrex.
-Me: Dude! I know that POLICE OFFICER. He babysat me once in High school. I should be all: OMG remember me? I'm the chick Jeff and Cindy Kemp paid you to watch while they went to Spain...and then the dog died.
Greta: ....THAT'S HORRIBLE D:
-Greta: I remember watching a Johnny Bravo episode where the girl was all: "Hey Johnny! Can you find the Hippo before the kids do?!" and then Johnny was freaking out looking for it...but then the Hippo pops up and was all: "HEY Stupid Dumb Fuck! I was on the Couch!" and then proceeded to beat him with it...
Me: ....*/dies*
-((Listening to Repo: The Genetic Opera)) Me: JESUS.
Greta: He has a Sexy Voice.
-Me: "I hope I'm not constipated. Like it seems all this gas inside me is compacting. I feel rather Farty...
Greta: "I'm SO glad you decided to tell me that."
-Me: "While I was outside, I was totally doing the Macarena and Electric Slide to 'Frosty the Snowman'..."
Greta: "....I want to see a snowman do the Macarena."
So kids, please don't try this at home. These acts of retard were performed by trained professionals.