EYEEES

[geozine]

me: Eyes?

Eyes: WHAT.

me: What's going on?

Eyes: IDK.

me: No seriously, is there some kind of problem with you?

Eyes: IDK. MAYB I HAVE EYELASH?

me: I checked.

Eyes: EH. IDUNNOOO. DUN WANNA BE OPEN EVER.

me: Weeellll....why?

Eyes: DUN CARE. IMMA BE RED AND HURTY.

me: But WHY?

Eyes: ID UNNO UR NOT THE BOSS OF ME HAVE FUN TRYING TO SEE THINGS KTHXBAI.

Well at least I have the drugs now.