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Jan 12, 2005 16:18

so, yeah, i bought this big monster yesterday, and it can eat several large mice at one time, or one or two not so big rats- he may have to rip them up first, though. but im not sure what to call him. dallen came over after we signed up for school, and he saw it. it looks like something frome the nightmare of a small child. he will double in size within a year, so that means more than an inch and a half a month! and two days before that, i got this big fish for my fish tank. its kinda like a catfish, cept it has a long snout, and big mouth, and colored kinda like a bass. its called a lima shovelnose(like yall care), and he eats goldfish. i put 12 in 4 days ago, and there is only 2 left! so.. i registered for emt classes yesterday and dallen registered for "art appreciation" hehe... and the lady said that i needed to pay that night, or i would be dropped, and dallen said they wouldnt. well, i didnt have $624 cash on me at the time, so i had to go home and mabey use my dad's credit card to pay over the phone. well, we got to my house, and i forgot, and when i finally remembered, it was 10:00, and when i called, there was an answering machine, and i said i needed to pay and please dont drop me pretty please with a cherry on top, so i called back in the morning, and they said i was stupid, and laughed at my retardedness, and i was dropped and i needed to go in and pay them and get on my knees and beg for them to let me back into the prestigious establishment of temple junior college-at taylor. so they took my money and i was back in, then i got books, then i left, then i got home, then i played with my monster (... that sounds bad, but i dont mean it that way, perv) , then i played my bass, then i started typing this. by the way, the whole temple college thing is yet another reason why i should wrestle dallen.... first it was brad challenging him to wrestle me, then the whole slingshot thing while i was on the ground, screaming in pain, then later, at jessica's, he asked "George, do you trust me?" then i replied, "yes dallen, my dear fried, of course i trust you.... what woud a friendship be without trust", so he asked me to hold a slingshot while he pulled the rubber part back as far as he could, and being the trusting friend that i am, i held it firm in my grip, thinking..." he wont let it go.. he asked if i trusted him. he is only testing me..." and at the very last second, our eyes met, and i saw my impending doom in his eyes. thats when i knew i was about to experience extreme pain, and he let fly the sling... its all good though cuz im not mad, i know i will wrestle him, and that will reconsile everything that has been done. and i think there is one other thing that i cant recall.

the end

ps.. temple college didnt really call me stupid.
pss. im gonna get you dallen

Georgie
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