Ant swarm at the back door, INSIDE MY GODSDAMMED OFFICE.
I have a bit of a phobia.
Like this here. AND now I have to go have a shower and put the clothes I was wearing today in the laundry RIGHGODSDAMNEDNOW because I am a fucktard.
Then Tranx with a Vodka chaser and writing PORN. Dammit.
H&OhGee, the wonderous Herb and Oil Goddess, came and saved me from the swarm. You are my hero, sweetie.