Poor KK, I make her Crazy
We had to run an errand in Slidell, which is no problem for me, we could ride around the city all night and I would be perfectly happy. Plus, we got to go over the bridge on Lake Pontchartrain, all good in my opinion, the city lights are pretty at night.
Anyway. We are on our way back and almost home and KK is telling me cool history facts and where famous people live and whatnot. I am looking at pretty houses and we are laughing about people who call the canals here ditches. Srsly, a ditch is gutter sized, anything big enough to drown in, that is a fucking canal. We are in agreement on that point. So then KK says there is a semi-circle of mushrooms and wonders what that means and I am still looking at houses so I am wondering who the hell arranged their lawn ornaments like that because it doesn't occur to me that she is talking about real mushrooms until she points out some more godsdamned HUGE fucking toadstools in the neutral ground and I say "Oh, real mushrooms! That means ..." blah blah I explained about fairy rings and KK is laughing like a maniac because she couldn't figure out how I missed that she was talking about the real thing and wants to know why the hell she would be caring about someone's damn lawn ornaments.
I really sometimes don't have my head in the game, ya know. KK probably thinks I'm an idjit, but really, I couldn't figure out how she would see real mushrooms until I saw how freaking big the damn things are and yeah, you can sure see them from the car, they might eat a car if you drove too close, ya know.
Anyway. We are on our way back and almost home and KK is telling me cool history facts and where famous people live and whatnot. I am looking at pretty houses and we are laughing about people who call the canals here ditches. Srsly, a ditch is gutter sized, anything big enough to drown in, that is a fucking canal. We are in agreement on that point. So then KK says there is a semi-circle of mushrooms and wonders what that means and I am still looking at houses so I am wondering who the hell arranged their lawn ornaments like that because it doesn't occur to me that she is talking about real mushrooms until she points out some more godsdamned HUGE fucking toadstools in the neutral ground and I say "Oh, real mushrooms! That means ..." blah blah I explained about fairy rings and KK is laughing like a maniac because she couldn't figure out how I missed that she was talking about the real thing and wants to know why the hell she would be caring about someone's damn lawn ornaments.
I really sometimes don't have my head in the game, ya know. KK probably thinks I'm an idjit, but really, I couldn't figure out how she would see real mushrooms until I saw how freaking big the damn things are and yeah, you can sure see them from the car, they might eat a car if you drove too close, ya know.