Yes, I know who you are talking about and yes I have talked to him, extensively. His fantasy is so over the top that I have to try not to laugh. But I turned the tables on him once and since then, he kinda keeps things in the bounds of reason. But I still snerk just a bit thinking about it. ;)
I do have cheat sheets, I forget that at times! And he shortly thereafter hit on a fantasy I actually have IRL that I haven't fulfilled, which is a rare damn thing, lemmetellya, so the call was saved and (fake on my part, real on his) orgasm was achieved.
I have whole profiles and pictures of my characters (like making paperdolls as a kid from catalogs, I pasted lingerie models in my profiles, ha ha) and fairly detailed histories and stories and things, but this guy is so damn charming I forgot for a minute that ANYthing told to him will come back and bite you in the ass, because that is his deal. Oops. I forget it is the charming ones that hide the most fuckedupedness.
But NOT TO WORRY! It is my turn this morning and I have a DOOZY of a story planned for him. Don't mess with a girl who watches too many CopShows!
I will be happy to share! And I answered an ad in the paper, actually. Almost nine and a half years ago now, I can't believe that. The money can be good when we are getting calls. I anticipate an upswing in calls as soon as hte election is over, no matter who wins, as soon as it seems that things in the economy, etc. are less unstable and there is clear leadership of whatever kind, we do better.
If you are interested, I will be happy to give you the number to call to get a job, you can live anywhere it isn't like an office you have to show up for.
email me if you want info/details/war stories. gypsyredneck at yahoo dot com
No really, it is so under control, no pun intended, and I had forgotten that this part of the job can be really fun when I am not burned out on it, which I was for a while. Even this wingnut has fun moments. So all is well.
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You ever talk to "Mr. Tootsie-Roll"? The guy whose fantasies totally are about Shit and Humiliation? For three hours at a stretch???
I totally feel for you....
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I have whole profiles and pictures of my characters (like making paperdolls as a kid from catalogs, I pasted lingerie models in my profiles, ha ha) and fairly detailed histories and stories and things, but this guy is so damn charming I forgot for a minute that ANYthing told to him will come back and bite you in the ass, because that is his deal. Oops. I forget it is the charming ones that hide the most fuckedupedness.
But NOT TO WORRY! It is my turn this morning and I have a DOOZY of a story planned for him. Don't mess with a girl who watches too many CopShows!
*hugs you bunches*
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I think this is badass that you do this, actually. =)
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If you are interested, I will be happy to give you the number to call to get a job, you can live anywhere it isn't like an office you have to show up for.
email me if you want info/details/war stories.
gypsyredneck at yahoo dot com
:)
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Go cop shows!!!
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No really, it is so under control, no pun intended, and I had forgotten that this part of the job can be really fun when I am not burned out on it, which I was for a while. Even this wingnut has fun moments. So all is well.
thanks!
:)
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Who's to say they aren't Daddy's toys & Mommy's mags? Huh?. Huh? ;)
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and I do like boys who play with toys...
ADULT BOYS!!! Ya pervs, I like grown up (and well seasoned) boys, over the age of 45 for a preferance...
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