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ok so last entry was a sad song so now its joke time!
ok so a preacher noticed that lately members had stopped comming to church, well the preacher said that that was enough of that so one sonday he sent out a bullatin to the church saying he was sick so some1 would cover for him, well when sunday came the preacher decided he would go to the golf course. all this while god and st. peter were up in heaven looking down on the young minister and god says hey watch this so they watch the minister go through 17 holes of perfect golf and on the 18th hole he sinks a hole in one. right then the preacher goes crazy, while up in heaven st. peter looks at god and asks why would u do that? he skips church and lies and u repay him by giving him a perfect game? gad smiles and replies, who's he gonna tell? just remember this next time u wanna skip church gog might use u for his next practical joke!
ok so a preacher noticed that lately members had stopped comming to church, well the preacher said that that was enough of that so one sonday he sent out a bullatin to the church saying he was sick so some1 would cover for him, well when sunday came the preacher decided he would go to the golf course. all this while god and st. peter were up in heaven looking down on the young minister and god says hey watch this so they watch the minister go through 17 holes of perfect golf and on the 18th hole he sinks a hole in one. right then the preacher goes crazy, while up in heaven st. peter looks at god and asks why would u do that? he skips church and lies and u repay him by giving him a perfect game? gad smiles and replies, who's he gonna tell? just remember this next time u wanna skip church gog might use u for his next practical joke!