Mar 07, 2006 19:55
Okay, this actually ended up being pretty funny... ripped from Lauren:
Go to the google search engine and type in your name + 'needs' after it (ex: "John needs") and type in the first 10 lines from the first websites if they make sense. (It should say something like: "John needs a shave")
1. Greg needs your help
2. Greg needs a friend
3. Greg needs to do something about his evil twin (sorry Lindsay)
4. Greg needs another arm
5. Greg needs to listen to his basic fisherman instincts
6. Greg needs Moonbatty!
7. Greg needs upwards of 150 models to pose for the book.
8. Greg needs summary statistics from specific ROIs.
9. Greg needs to spend time reading some of our ancient text to see why the re-established state of Israel is so important to Jews everywhere.
10. Greg needs to learn that moronic, shocking nastiness isn't automatically funny.