Andy, I'd like to introduce you to the concept of "personal hygiene". I know it's tough to teach an old dog new tricks, but I think if you set your mind to it, you might be able to get rid of that smell of ripe cheese that's been following you around lately.
Here's a site that will help you get started:
http://www.webhealthcentre.com/general/ph_index.asp Happy reading,
Love Greg