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[george_w_bush]

edwards dropped out of the race. my competition is dropping like bombs on iraq! hopefully nadar will hand me the election again.

Comments

[i_muad_dib]

no see.. It is called a Primary. That is what happens.Has nothing to do with ya, mr Prez. Did Cheney not explai this to you?

[george_w_bush]

i know what it is little lady, but i'm just happy to see they're giving up so easily. hopefully whoever wins will give up as well.

[paigegirl]

Oh Georgie! I LOVE when you get all stern like that!

[henry_kissinger]

Actually, the fact that it's only a primary is unimportant, since elections in this country are not determined by the people, or even the electoral college. Elections are determined by the Supreme Court (apparently), which the President has already stacked in our favor.

Oh, speaking of the Supreme Court, I wonder if the Vice President has any openings in his schedule for more duck hunting trips. Since I am no longer allowed to arrange bombings of small, neutral countries like Cambodia, I'd really like to blast the hell out of some tiny birds instead. I'm getting rusty.

[kurtkwagner]

If you squint, they have slant eyes just like the gooks you have all those fond memories of slaughtering.

[henry_kissinger]

Oh, you underestimate me. I'm flexible. Don't forget all the Chilleans and Cypriots I did in. I don't limit myself to just south east asians.

[kurtkwagner]

You're a scholar and a gentleman, sir! A well-rounded genocidal twat, I must say.