someone throw this guy back in the hospital ward

[geometricmagic]

The next Pokemon to do as much as snort fire in my direction will meet the fiery end of my scepter and have their carcass dropped off to the poor idiot it belongs to.

Consider this my warning.

Comments

[icequeen_aran]

Oh, so it's okay if Bowser does it.

[geometricmagic]

Not with the intent to murder me.

[icequeen_aran]

I'll tell him to try harder.

[geometricmagic]

u mad?

I was hoping the shrinking episode from last December would have taught you a lesson in showing some respect. Guess time we'll just have to 'try harder'.

[icequeen_aran]

u mad too bra?

I think you should ask him how the Shy Guy episode from last month went. OLD.

Then ask him to try harder to murder you. OLD.

[geometricmagic]

quit showing your ass, lord knows I'm starting to memorize every groove and curve of that thing

What's that, I can't hear you over me penciling you in for the next scheduled kidnapping.

[icequeen_aran]

NO NEVER.

Good luck with that.

[geometricmagic]

YOU VILE WOMAN THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT

If the first kidnapping was any indication, we won't need it.

[icequeen_aran]

Yeah. I escaped. And there were presumed off-screen beat ups and fight happenings I SEE HOW YOUR GAME IS.

[geometricmagic]

No, your boyfriend butted in and rescued your sad, sorry self. Typical damsel-in-distress story. brb changing the ending so that Falcon ends up plastered to the wall forever

[icequeen_aran]

nnnooooooo

YOU SHOULD BE THANKFUL HE DID. OTHERWISE YOU WOULD HAVE INCURRED THE UNBRIDLED WRATH OF THE LITTLEST BOUNTY HUNTER. Because you had to resort to tricking Louie and shrinking me down to the size of a doll to even make it happen at all and I still escaped.

You're pathetic. Don't you have some wrinkles to go count?

[geometricmagic]

EVEN THE LITTLEST OF LITTLE BOUNTY HUNTERS ARE NO MATCH AGAINST A FISH TANK. Lord Bowser has the decency to keep his princesses unharmed and in relative good health. It's a shame that courtesy was wasted on you. But if you'd prefer more inhumane methods, we just might be able to arrange that.

Ladies first.

[icequeen_aran]

Relative good health? Oh you're funny.

I'll give you a head start. You'll need it.

Oh my god I am such a douche

[ihateplumbers]

Such a rare jewel you are, Samsam. Encouraging homicide (koopicide?) among the staff. A lovely soul to match your lovely face.

Everyone here is a douche

[icequeen_aran]

You were staff? Sorry I forgot.

Were are my manners.

Oh but I am a -super- douche

[ihateplumbers]

My guess would be with wherever your missing 'h' is at.