someone throw this guy back in the hospital ward

[geometricmagic]

The next Pokemon to do as much as snort fire in my direction will meet the fiery end of my scepter and have their carcass dropped off to the poor idiot it belongs to.

Consider this my warning.

Comments

[ihateplumbers]

... you, too?

[geometricmagic]

....only if you're referring to an orange fire-breathing dragon, sir.

[ihateplumbers]

I am.

[geometricmagic]

Oh my.

That had to be before I left that thing to burn alive in the forest fire.

[ihateplumbers]

It was Monday afternoon. The fire was, what, Saturday night?

Things that are naturally on fire, Kamek, are probably very good at surviving forest fires. I'd expect you to know that.

[geometricmagic]

It was trapped under a Thwomp, sir. If being engulfed in flames couldn't kill that thing, then the smoke would have surely done the job. How it managed to escape is anyone's guess.

It's possible we might have the fire brigade to thank for that.