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You know, lounging around at this school has given me time to think about certain things.
For example, I'm such a genius. If I weren't the second-in-command of the Koopa Troop (and weighed down by care-taking duties), I could easily have been the strongest wizard out there. It's so obvious to me now. I'm almost afraid to think what the kingdom would do without my magical abilities at their disposal. Just as terrifying is the thought of who would have been the one in charge of looking after a young koopa prince and his eight children.
Not that that last part has anything to do with magic. Parenting is a different story entirely. But I've been working at the castle long enough to know that no one is as cut out for this position as I am.
....of course, there's Kammy. But I wouldn't trust that old bag to change a light bulb properly. She's impractical. Heh, I still remember the look on her face when I was promoted to Head of Magikoopas. Priceless.
Anyways, thanks to Lord Bowser, I've learned firsthand why magikoopas don't use mops for flying. Uneven weight distribution and all. But it's still possible.
For example, I'm such a genius. If I weren't the second-in-command of the Koopa Troop (and weighed down by care-taking duties), I could easily have been the strongest wizard out there. It's so obvious to me now. I'm almost afraid to think what the kingdom would do without my magical abilities at their disposal. Just as terrifying is the thought of who would have been the one in charge of looking after a young koopa prince and his eight children.
Not that that last part has anything to do with magic. Parenting is a different story entirely. But I've been working at the castle long enough to know that no one is as cut out for this position as I am.
....of course, there's Kammy. But I wouldn't trust that old bag to change a light bulb properly. She's impractical. Heh, I still remember the look on her face when I was promoted to Head of Magikoopas. Priceless.
Anyways, thanks to Lord Bowser, I've learned firsthand why magikoopas don't use mops for flying. Uneven weight distribution and all. But it's still possible.