I didn't take any questions seriously...
What was the last movie that made you cry?
Napoleon Dynamite, I laughed so hard I was crying
Last movie that made you laugh so hard you peed?
I don't pee, I tinkle
What is your favorite cereal?
Jewberry Crunch
Do you ever forward chain letters you get in your e-mail?
I don't get chain letters, I'm too busy pretending to be 13 years old in a chat room
What do you listen to in your car on your way to work?
The prostitute trying to kick her way out of my trunk
What's under your bed?
Child Pornography
If you were a bar of soap, who's soap dish would you like to sit in?
Andrea Yates
What song would you consider to be your "theme song"?
These are a few of my favorite things
Have you ever purchased anything from an infomercial? And if so, what?
The Ben Franklin commemrative dish and tampon set
Which cartoon character can you relate to? Why?
Peppy Lepeau cause I'm a rapist.
Which actor/actress would you want to play you if a movie was made about your life?
Michael Richards
What is your "guilty pleasure"?
Being ***** in the *******
If you were to have your own reality T.V. show, what would it be called?
Thanks for the log, how much do I owe you?