Congratulations Everyone!
According to some research, this is statistically the day that it is hardest to keep your New Year's Resolution. Buck the trend! Hang in there! Rah! Rah! Rah! So put the cork in that bottle of Tullamore Dew and get some fresh air. Or go to the gym. Or be kind to granny. Whatever it was, I am sending out vibrations of love and victory into the astral plane for the benefit of all sentient beings. This might even include you!