ZOIKS!
I haven't updated in a long time, and i think that's a crime. I also deleted two of my other posts, which is also a crime. That's two crimes, my friends, and i apologize.
What did I do today? Do you really care? I don't even remember.
I can, however, tell you one thing.
I'm drinking Juicy Juice. That's 100% Juice. Is your juice less than 100% Juice? If so, consult a doctor, because that's unhealthy. It's the equivelent to unprotected sex with a prostitute.
Let's Revise
FACT: Libby's Juicy Juice contains 100% Juice
FACT: Your juice should also contain 100% Juice
FACT: Below 100% = Unprotected Sex With Hooker
Nutritional Facts:
Total Fat 0 g 0%
Sodium 15 mg 1%
Potassium 190 mg 5%
Total Carbohydrate 8%
Sugars 22 g
Protein 0 g
Learn more at www.juicyjuiceisforlovers.com
(Note: I do not actually know of any site known as "www.juicyjuiceisforlovers.com" and will not be found responsble for any one who is disappointed with their findings after clicking on a link that is clearly ridiculous)
Moving Onward..
Dennis hit. Or did he? I wouldn't know because it was so WEAK! Yeah, I said it. A light shower isn't going to cut it. Ivan was more harsh. IVAN. DO YOU SEE THAT NAME? I expected better from you, Dennis.
FACT: A newborn kitten could do more damage than Dennis.
(Note: I am not actually aware of the damage that a newborn kitten can cause and will not be held responsible for any damage that a kitten may cause to you)
I'm so tired...
Let me sleep...
Love,
Geoff
P.S Where's Arkansas?
What did I do today? Do you really care? I don't even remember.
I can, however, tell you one thing.
I'm drinking Juicy Juice. That's 100% Juice. Is your juice less than 100% Juice? If so, consult a doctor, because that's unhealthy. It's the equivelent to unprotected sex with a prostitute.
Let's Revise
FACT: Libby's Juicy Juice contains 100% Juice
FACT: Your juice should also contain 100% Juice
FACT: Below 100% = Unprotected Sex With Hooker
Nutritional Facts:
Total Fat 0 g 0%
Sodium 15 mg 1%
Potassium 190 mg 5%
Total Carbohydrate 8%
Sugars 22 g
Protein 0 g
Learn more at www.juicyjuiceisforlovers.com
(Note: I do not actually know of any site known as "www.juicyjuiceisforlovers.com" and will not be found responsble for any one who is disappointed with their findings after clicking on a link that is clearly ridiculous)
Moving Onward..
Dennis hit. Or did he? I wouldn't know because it was so WEAK! Yeah, I said it. A light shower isn't going to cut it. Ivan was more harsh. IVAN. DO YOU SEE THAT NAME? I expected better from you, Dennis.
FACT: A newborn kitten could do more damage than Dennis.
(Note: I am not actually aware of the damage that a newborn kitten can cause and will not be held responsible for any damage that a kitten may cause to you)
I'm so tired...
Let me sleep...
Love,
Geoff
P.S Where's Arkansas?