Women are from Venus Men are Just Lazy

[geny_bhai]

Post anything that you want, and post it anonymously.

Anything.

A story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love - anything. Be sure to post anonymously and honestly. Post twice if you'd like.

Then, put this in your LJ to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your LJ) have to say.

Comments

[anonymous]

gross things are cool, like squeezing blackheads, and farting

[anonymous]

squeezing blackheads is the best thing since sliced bread.

[anonymous]

I have no desire to sleep with the same woman twice. The big fun for me comes from getting the gal into my bed in the first place. There is no limit to the amount of energy I'll expend on this pursuit. The funny thing is that I'm usually genuinely interested in the girls I'm going after, and for the most part, I tend to be attracted to "nice" girls to begin with. The moment they go for me, though, my opinion of them plummets, and I move on to find myself another nice girl to try to win over.

I'm the archetype of the boy your mother warned you about. Smart, tall, good-looking, bright future, nice manners ... and the morals of an alley cat.

[anonymous]

i want to kill u whoever u r!
sorry for the violence,
but u remind me of a certain someone in the past.

[anonymous]

You're not alone in wanting to kill me. I remind a lot of women of someone from their past, which at least says I'm not the only jerk around. Believe it or not, that's strangely comforting.

[anonymous]

you're a bastard

[anonymous]

sometimes...i want to be a cat. and poop in a box of sand. =)

[anonymous]

despite my humanity, the neighbor's kid sometimes finds that i've done just that.

[anonymous]

my brazilian friend tried to jump off her balcony on the 7th floor and the police came and took her away to question her about drugs and they separated her from the only people who can speak portuguese when she couldn't say anything to us that made any sense and now she is in hospital but no one can visit her. she can only eat fruit and vegetables and yogurt and i am guessing that at the hospital they are not giving her that at all.