Feb 27, 2004 15:46
1. Nice guys are ugly.
2. Good looking guys are jerks.
3. Good looking guys who are not jerks are already married.
4. Good looking guys who are not jerks and single haven't achieved anything in their lives.
5. Good looking guys who are not jerks, single and rich are not interested in us.
6. Good looking guys who are jerks, single and rich AND are interested in us are players.
7. Good looking guys who are not jerks, single, rich, and are interested in us without being a player are gay.
8. Good looking guys who are not jerks, single, rich, are interested in us, and aren't a player won't approach us first.
9. Good looking guys who are not jerks, single, rich, are interested in us, and aren't a player will lose their interest if we approach first.
10. Good looking guys who are not jerks, single, rich, are interested in us, aren't a player, and will not lose their interest if we approach first is plotting a revenge against their recent ex gf.
hahahah this is awesome. and its VERY VERY VERY true too.