Saw this and pasted over, in irritation..

Oct 22, 2006 21:56



For all the XX holders out there, saw this and had to post. The argument being should the roles have been replaced with say Girlfriend 1.3 (stalker version)or Wife 1.2 (Bloats and has no libido) then I'm not so sure that it would be acceptable and yet it is in current form. Screw anything but meritocracy the rest is bollox.

In other news ran Amber this eve and, finally, PLOT moves...

One happy G_S over here in work tomorrow see you all later.

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

Signed Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package; Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Install Tears 6.2. Try to enter the command: "C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create "Snoring Loudly" wave files. DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 and Lingerie 5.3.

Signed Tech Support
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