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My god.
i dont even know why i am doing this.
it occupies so much of my time. i guess its ok since i dont really use that time for anything else important.
if it works, you will all bow before me and know how much you have underestimated me.
if not.
then i will be humiliated. and forgotten. and probably go into reclusion. or just jump in a nuclear reactor and see if i can get something cool like a third eye or a tentacle. its reactor roulette - except you die from radiation poisoning no matter what you do.
dont ask what it is that i am doing. you all will only know if it works. if you are reading this, then it probably has nothing to do with you.
i made a promise a long time ago to a friend i grew apart from. but i keep my promises.
and that promise is going to make this very complicated.
but ima try. cuz i think its worth it.
i dont even know why i am doing this.
it occupies so much of my time. i guess its ok since i dont really use that time for anything else important.
if it works, you will all bow before me and know how much you have underestimated me.
if not.
then i will be humiliated. and forgotten. and probably go into reclusion. or just jump in a nuclear reactor and see if i can get something cool like a third eye or a tentacle. its reactor roulette - except you die from radiation poisoning no matter what you do.
dont ask what it is that i am doing. you all will only know if it works. if you are reading this, then it probably has nothing to do with you.
i made a promise a long time ago to a friend i grew apart from. but i keep my promises.
and that promise is going to make this very complicated.
but ima try. cuz i think its worth it.