I didn't ask, really!
http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/dailypolitics/2010/03/watch-the-latest-business-vide-1.html
Yeah, that was pretty much my reaction, too...
I remember when my mother, a Roosevelt-era Democrat, asked me rhetorically how the Clinton Monicagate scandal could be any more disgusting. I mean, she was really offended. She asked how could parents explain to their poor little kids what this was all about.
I took on my most patient, parent-like tone, and said to some invisible child: "Well, Johnny, it's like this: when a president and an intern really, really love each other, and they don't want to have any babies..."
Thankfully, she didn't live long enough to hear the expression "tickle fight"...