From the Department of Defective Straitjackets: Hansis Hair of Horrors

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Hansis Hair of Horrors

Characters: Van, Jake, Jake's puppy and Van's Mentalist hair (so egregious, it gets its own billing)
Summary: Jake is horrified by Van's Mentalist coiffure. A non epic poem about epic bad hair.
Disclaimer: Everything here is invented. Sincere apologies to Real!Van, Real!Jake and Real!Jake's puppy. But not to Real!Van's Mentalist

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Awww, Eli and Danny, two of my favorite wee, small men!

Really, young DanRad could not have said it better:
At one point in the last week, I realized that I've written rhyming real person fiction. And then I cried and I was in the bath.