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[gentle_este]

*Manifests at the House of Feanor with Aredhel and Celegorm*

Uhhh, Feanor? I've come to sort out Finduilas, not that it was my fault in the first place, no no no no...

*fidgets nervously*

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[lord_feanor]

>:|

I KNEW IT!!!

I'm contacting a lawyer about this!!!

[gentle_este]

*note to self: Get them to sign a waiver next time.*

I can fix it. Gimmie a chance.

[lord_feanor]

THEN GET YE HENCE FIENDISH WENCH AND START FIXING HER!!!!

[gentle_este]

WELL YELLING AT ME IS REALLY GOING TO HELP ME GET BACK ON MY GAME, ISN'T IT!?

[lord_feanor]

SILENCE AND DO WHAT YOU'RE MEANT TO AND APPEASE MY WRATH THUSLY!

[gentle_este]

I CAN'T WORK UNDER PRESSURE LIKE THIS, I NEED ENCOURAGEMENT, NOT WRATH!

[lord_feanor]

THEN LISTEN TO SELF HELP TAPES WHILE YOU WORK!!! I HAVE LITTLE FAITH IN YOU AFTER THE NUMEROUS MALPRACTICES COMMITTED UPON MY DYNASTY!!!

And yes, I feel I've earned the right to use that phrase for Lo! we are fruitful and plentiful.

[gentle_este]

They weren't "numerous" and they were only on Maglor, that hardly counts as a dynasty. And if it weren't for one of them, you'd be less one grand-daughter.

[lord_feanor]

AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T CURED HIM OF HIS GAY!! Bah.

[gentle_este]

I COULD HAVE SWORN HIS GAYNESS WAS PROJECTED ANGST ABOUT YOU BUT IT TURNS OUT I WAS WRONG. SORRY.

[lord_feanor]

JUST HEAL THE GIRL AND QUIT BEING MOUTHY!!

[mirefinwe]

*wanders up behind you and pulls on your skirt*

'Scuse me. You got any antidepressants for rodents suffering Magic-Ring-Induced-Post-Traumatic-Stress-Disorder?

[gentle_este]

. . .

What!? I've never treated rodents. :\

[mirefinwe]

Well...

Can you start now?

[gentle_este]

After I stop Fin gnawing through your Uncle's forearm, maybe I'll have a go then, okay?

[mirefinwe]

Huzzah!!!