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gentle_este

To do list.

Mar 19, 2005 20:49

*Detox Irmo.
*Find out just exactly why he was so convinced that I'd been shagging Orophin.
*Rescue Caranthire from the Demon-child.
*Book Gwindor into therapy, leik woah.
*Sort out Finduilas' head.
*Check over Namo's letter to Hello Kitty.

I don't get paid enough for this. >_

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_namo March 19 2005, 23:58:11 UTC

*bounces in, waving a sheet of paper at you excitedly*

gentle_este March 19 2005, 23:58:49 UTC

*smiles* Okay. Let's see what you've got.

_namo March 20 2005, 00:05:22 UTC

*clears his throat*

*reads*

Der Deer Hello Kitty.

I wuz so glad u stoped by the uther day xsept u mayd me verry sad cuz u sed you hatted hayted me. Y did u do that? I wuz verry hapy hapie cuz u sed you gott my leters but then u ran out b4 I cud even make u more hapie bon-bonz!! OMG y??!!! U herted my felings verry much. I hop u can teel me how 2 write this rong cuz u are my bestest favritest Kitty. Estay Estaie Estë sez mayb it wuz just a misun mysund may b u just had a bad day. I sher hop so.

Sincerly Námo.

:D

gentle_este March 20 2005, 00:14:45 UTC

((XD ♥!))

*squees*

So now, did it make you feel better to write this, to get allll your feelings on paper?

_namo March 20 2005, 00:21:05 UTC

(( ;) ))

Uhhhh. No.

*looks confused*

gentle_este March 20 2005, 00:26:16 UTC

Oh. *looks disappointed*

But you seemed so happy when you came in. I thought perhaps this had been cathartic for you. ... Cathartic is a a good thing by the way.

_namo March 20 2005, 00:29:55 UTC

I'm happy cuz I'm sure when Hello Kitty reads my letter it will all get straightened out! Right? :D

Catharwhatsit? Do you shoot it, or smoke it?

gentle_este March 20 2005, 00:38:17 UTC

Right. Fuck ethics. Lie to him. Yes, of course it will!

No, no, it's not a drug, it's the psychological experience of purging negative feelings through indulging in some sort of emotionally draining activity.

_namo March 20 2005, 00:39:23 UTC

Oh.

*ponders this*

Snort it, maybe? :D

gentle_este March 20 2005, 00:49:44 UTC

*rubs her face* :\

*deep breath* Yes Namo, maybe you snort it. I'll look into it.

_namo March 20 2005, 00:55:32 UTC

*looks to be thinking quite seriously*

You know...Berúthiel told me Hello Kitty isn't really real. But I SAW Hello Kitty, Estë. And I was only a little stoned at the time.

You DO believe me, right? :/

gentle_este March 20 2005, 00:59:38 UTC

OH Eru, give me strength...

Well, maybe Berúthiel thinks Hello Kitty isn't real because Berúthiel's never seen him but just because you can't see something, it doesn't mean it's not real.

I mean, most of the mortals and the elfies believe in Eru, but how many of them have acutally SEEN him? But they don't go around saying Eru doesn't exist because they haven't seen him. Why can't Hello Kitty be the same?

_namo March 20 2005, 01:04:45 UTC

Hmm. *nods pensively* I suppose. Or maybe she thinks Hello Kitty isn't real just because Hello Kitty's fur is made of felt. And because Hello Kitty's head comes detached from Hello Kitty's body.

That's not very nice of her, is it? Not everybody can have smooth, shiny hair with lots of volume.

gentle_este March 20 2005, 01:06:24 UTC

o_0

No. Well. She's not a terribly nice person, so I wouldn't take much notice of what she says.

_namo March 20 2005, 01:07:33 UTC

*sighs*

Okay. You're very smart, Estë. :D

gentle_este March 20 2005, 01:23:05 UTC

Thank you Namo. :)

Now, shall I post this to Hello Kitty for you so we can get it all sorted out?

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