To do list.

[gentle_este]

*Detox Irmo.
*Find out just exactly why he was so convinced that I'd been shagging Orophin.
*Rescue Caranthire from the Demon-child.
*Book Gwindor into therapy, leik woah.
*Sort out Finduilas' head.
*Check over Namo's letter to Hello Kitty.

I don't get paid enough for this. >_

Comments

[caranthire]

Do me first. I don't have any absestos.

[gentle_este]

Works for me, detoxing Irmo is probably going to take a while. *sighs*

She didn't burn too much did she? No no-claims-bonuses in any danger are there?

[caranthire]

Oh, no. She's been fine and Morno was good at keeping her entertained.

Although I did catch her father skulking about the place and shouted at him to stop pissing about and work out some sort of proper custody agreement instead of this piss-poor kidnapping malarky.

[gentle_este]

Oh good. I suppose Morno's abilities might have come in handy though?

Custody. Hm. I don't know. Custody arrangements work on the understanding that both involved parties are capable parents but where balrogs are concerned, I'm not sure that's the case.

[caranthire]

Well, yeah. But at the same time if we brainwash her against one side of the family she'll just go rebel or something when she grows up. May as well let her make up her mind who she feels more comfortable with.

Or wind up with a neurotic who doesn't know where she belongs but still... at least she'll hate us all that way. :D

[gentle_este]

Is it brainwashing if it's the truth? :\

[caranthire]

Well... depends on whose truth it is.

[gentle_este]

If he's intent on raising her to be a danger to herself and others, I don't think we'll have much choice to be honest.

[caranthire]

Yeah, but how do we stop the persistant kidnapping plots then?

[gentle_este]

. . .

Keep chickens?

[caranthire]

Okay. That works for Gothmog. But what if one of the other lot decide to do him a favour? Because I don't think they all fear roosters.

[gentle_este]

They wouldn't take much notice of restraining orders would they? :(

[caranthire]

Unless we can breed together a beast made up of all the creatures they fear?

[gentle_este]

Oh no. Count me out. Messing with nature is Irmo's bag.

[caranthire]

Hmm. Besides. The dragon'd still probably eat it.

[gentle_este]

Dammit all. If they want to breed, why can't they keep it amongst themselves? This just makes things SO complicated. >:(