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[gentle_este]

*goes to the park to investigate*

*looks at the pear tree thoughtfully* Caranthire said she ate a pear...and she went loopy in the park or very soon after.

*Changes into a monkey and scampers up into the branches and picks a pear*

*looks at it with a quizzical Tamarin frown*

*takes a small nibble then soon starts chittering manically* XD XD XD

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[bastard_irmo]

*manifests, hideously drunk*

MONKEYWIFE!!!

AHAHAHAH!!!!

[gentle_este]

*facepalm*

Don't eat the fruit. You'll get even more intoxicated that you already are.

[bastard_irmo]

SAY WHAT?!?!! :D :D :D

[gentle_este]

Don't. Eat. The fruit. Wifey has spoken.

[bastard_irmo]

Oh all right.

...

WHY SHAN'T I EAT THE FRUIT?

[gentle_este]

*picks a pear and puts it in her bag of tricks*

There's something wrong with the tree. The fruit is...druggy. :S

[bastard_irmo]

*holds his hands up*

NOT. MY. DOING.

[gentle_este]

Never said it was! You tend to only spike the trees in Lorien.

Hmmm. Need to have a word with Yavanna about fixing it. This really isn't my field.

[bastard_irmo]

*nods*

So... druggy like how?

[gentle_este]

Druggy like made Caranthire even more psycho than usual. I tried a little when I was a monkey and...I giggled insanely for a few minutes and nearly fell off my branch.

Then I changed shape and forgot that the tail disappears and I DID fall off the branch. >.

[bastard_irmo]

Yeah? Huh... curious... 'Cos I just got HAMMERED with wossname! Aule's little pet smith dude!

[gentle_este]

*blinks* Mahtan? Mahtan was drinking?

NOOOO!

>.<

IRMO! Why didn't you stop him!?

[bastard_irmo]

Er... well... he was mean and I didn't want to kick his ass.

[gentle_este]

*facepalm*

Where is he? :S :S

[bastard_irmo]

Er... somewhere? :D