Hello, earth scum!
Well ain't this a load of hooey. Volpe canceled Downtown Uptown. krelmac and I are out of a job!
Oh well. At least I got this. Now I can come here and complain about how much of a loser Volpe is for getting rid of such a lucrative franchise! Me and krelmac were MONEY. And he totally blew us off to concentrate on that other stupid comic of his. And Devastator got to blow up the Earth! And we couldn't! We've been made out to be ineffective! It's no fair I tell ya!!!
Whatever. I'vebeen working on an experiment. See I got this device that allows me to enter the mind of a human and take over his or her body. And since this is the closest I'll ever get to being inside a real earth chick (in any manner, pun intended or no pun intended), then dammit, so be it!
Hmmm... there's one now! She's not bad. Nice taste in clothes. Pants are falling down though. Must be losing weight. Oh well. I think this one will do.
Welp, let me get this experiment underway since Krelmac is too busy gardening to humor me. I'll report from the field for about a month or two and see how this whole debacle goes. Wish me luck!!!!!!
Oh well. At least I got this. Now I can come here and complain about how much of a loser Volpe is for getting rid of such a lucrative franchise! Me and krelmac were MONEY. And he totally blew us off to concentrate on that other stupid comic of his. And Devastator got to blow up the Earth! And we couldn't! We've been made out to be ineffective! It's no fair I tell ya!!!
Whatever. I'vebeen working on an experiment. See I got this device that allows me to enter the mind of a human and take over his or her body. And since this is the closest I'll ever get to being inside a real earth chick (in any manner, pun intended or no pun intended), then dammit, so be it!
Hmmm... there's one now! She's not bad. Nice taste in clothes. Pants are falling down though. Must be losing weight. Oh well. I think this one will do.
Welp, let me get this experiment underway since Krelmac is too busy gardening to humor me. I'll report from the field for about a month or two and see how this whole debacle goes. Wish me luck!!!!!!