The fate of your world
Been following the election in the United States. Quite comical.
On one side of the fence there's John Kerry. Good Lord, what a wishy-washy bastard. Didn't this jackwad learn from Bill Clinton that you can't run a country on opinion polls? I'm for the war. I'm against the war. Nope, I'm for it again.
Ugh. At least Bush has a solid opinion and a rigid belief system. It's fascist and undermining, but hey, at least it's solid!
I think this is one of the reasons why Krelmac hasn't blown up the Earth yet. He actually seems entertained by all this. You don't get this much drama on a planet populated by herds of Nerfs going around eating lorfweed and screwing eachother. Until you increase the planet's temperature by 70˚K and watch the ecosystem collapse.
So anyway, I'm kinda curious to see who wins this election because it may have an impact on how long we'll be able to have our public access show on Channel One. You people don't realize it, but your freedoms are eroding. And Channel One was gracious enough to allow us to steal their bandwidth to spew our propaganda across the masses. It won't be as much fun doing it from a Ham radio.
Actaully ate lunch with Brenda Bubey and Catrina the other day. They couldn't understand that I actually find the hydrogenated fats in McDonald's food healthy. Hey, different biology, ladies. Meanwhile the two of them are actually supposed to eat stuff that's toxic while they're on the Atkins diet. Unreal. All they need to do is exercise for a half hour a day and eat more whole foods that grow on their planet.
Quite frankly if somebody on my planet came up with a diet and then died after bumping his head on a sidewalk, I wouldn't consider ANY of his advice.
On one side of the fence there's John Kerry. Good Lord, what a wishy-washy bastard. Didn't this jackwad learn from Bill Clinton that you can't run a country on opinion polls? I'm for the war. I'm against the war. Nope, I'm for it again.
Ugh. At least Bush has a solid opinion and a rigid belief system. It's fascist and undermining, but hey, at least it's solid!
I think this is one of the reasons why Krelmac hasn't blown up the Earth yet. He actually seems entertained by all this. You don't get this much drama on a planet populated by herds of Nerfs going around eating lorfweed and screwing eachother. Until you increase the planet's temperature by 70˚K and watch the ecosystem collapse.
So anyway, I'm kinda curious to see who wins this election because it may have an impact on how long we'll be able to have our public access show on Channel One. You people don't realize it, but your freedoms are eroding. And Channel One was gracious enough to allow us to steal their bandwidth to spew our propaganda across the masses. It won't be as much fun doing it from a Ham radio.
Actaully ate lunch with Brenda Bubey and Catrina the other day. They couldn't understand that I actually find the hydrogenated fats in McDonald's food healthy. Hey, different biology, ladies. Meanwhile the two of them are actually supposed to eat stuff that's toxic while they're on the Atkins diet. Unreal. All they need to do is exercise for a half hour a day and eat more whole foods that grow on their planet.
Quite frankly if somebody on my planet came up with a diet and then died after bumping his head on a sidewalk, I wouldn't consider ANY of his advice.