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[autotropism]

[The flower youkai is gardening again. Today's crop? A patch of cute little young Piranha Plants sporadically chomping at the air.

And if you've passed by close enough to see this, Yuuka's attention is now on you.]

You there, excuse me.

Comments

[playswith_dolls]

... Yes?

[autotropism]

Do you have a moment?

[playswith_dolls]

Ah. Yes, I suppose I do. Why?

[autotropism]

Wonderful. I doubt this will take long, but that's really up to you. Now, where to start...

[playswith_dolls]

If you want me to do something, just tell me so. Don't beat around the bush.

[autotropism]

[Eyeing you up and down in a somewhat too probing manner]

You look like a thigh girl.

[playswith_dolls]

What are you talking abou-

... Do those plants have teeth?

[autotropism]

You could really keep yourself in better shape, you know. All that meat in one place, with practically nothing on the upper half. It's such a pain.

[playswith_dolls]

I keep myself in perfect shape. And you still haven't told me what you needed a moment of my time for.

[autotropism]

Oh, I thought you'd figured it out. Well, that's all right. Hold still, would you?

[playswith_dolls]

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt. More than you deserve, I suppose.

And do you honestly expect me to?

[autotropism]

Now now, you don't need that embarrassed about your body. They won't judge you.

[playswith_dolls]

Of course not. I'd be a three course meal for them.

Anyway, I'm not about to get eaten, so that's not important.

[autotropism]

Maybe not. Actually, I suppose they would judge.

[playswith_dolls]

I don't think plants can afford to be picky eaters.

[autotropism]

They'd prefer human meat.