Knock knock

[_ocelott_]

I'm sorry, you guys. It's late and I'm tired and slightly stressed (but ok!) and so tonight I don't have anything to pretend to be insightful about. So instead I'll just go the lazy route and provide you with a link to the hilarious reason my husband lives in fear of our fifteenth anniversary and climb into bed so I'll be ready to come up with a real post for you all tomorrow.

Also, it's still a few years away, but if anyone knows of a good place to pick up a giant metal chicken...