And now for something completely different! April's genre of choice is a real winner! You'll be writing until the cows come home! There's never been a genre like this before! This genre has everything! Show me a person who loves this genre, and I'll show you a writer! Rosebud!
That's right. Cliches. Every hackneyed trope, has-been archetype and stereotype, tired old saying, groaner, and done-to-death pun is invited to strut its hour upon the stage... As it were.
You have thirty days. Do your worst. (Save the cheerleader, save the world)