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Almost every time I go into the computer lab here, I somehow end up sitting across from the fattest, messiest chick on the entire campus. She always wears clothes that look like a cross between normal fat girl clothes--you know, the type that are covered with ruffles and have enormous ugly patterns on them--and the kind of clothes that hippie girls wore when they stopped taking lots of drugs and started having too many babies. Her hair looks like it hasn't been brushed in years, and there is tons of it. It's tangled and wild and this unhealthy-looking fake-red mouse-brown color, and it just falls all the fuck over her like it's vines that have grown over a huge stone building for years.
She wears headphones, and I can hear her laughing hysterically even with my own headphones on. Today, she has about three Naruto books right next to her, a huge plastic cup of Coke (uncovered, which you're not supposed to have in here) balancing on the keyboard, and a huge paper grocery bag. In the grocery bag is two loaves of French bread, two wrapped-up loaves of Jimmy John's bread, and a big clear bag of donuts, the kind with lots of frosting and sprinkles. She's working her way through a third load of JJ bread, laughing with her mouth open at something her headphones are telling her, and there are crumbs on her face that she's not even bothering to wipe off.
...you know what?
I would tap that so fucking hard.
She wears headphones, and I can hear her laughing hysterically even with my own headphones on. Today, she has about three Naruto books right next to her, a huge plastic cup of Coke (uncovered, which you're not supposed to have in here) balancing on the keyboard, and a huge paper grocery bag. In the grocery bag is two loaves of French bread, two wrapped-up loaves of Jimmy John's bread, and a big clear bag of donuts, the kind with lots of frosting and sprinkles. She's working her way through a third load of JJ bread, laughing with her mouth open at something her headphones are telling her, and there are crumbs on her face that she's not even bothering to wipe off.
...you know what?
I would tap that so fucking hard.