Jun 03, 2005 01:18
Oooh I‘m just sooo wasted I made Joanna a drunken fajita and she loves it almost as much as she luuuves me!!!! I luuuuuves Joanna. Joanna is way more drunker than need be, she is now banned from eating or drinking in my bedroom. GOSH as she was sitting on my lap she spilt fajita all over my leg then tried to lick it off!!!!!! LEZZZZYY!!!!!! FORWEALS!!!! JK. (about some only tho.)
GOSH I AM JUST SOOOO DRUNKER that I NEED TO CRAWL TO GET Around!!!! ON THE FLOOR!!!!! (well maybe that is because I’m a no good semi-depressed spaz-face?!!!) Crawllllllllllll!!!!!!! ON THE FLOOOOOOR!!!!!! Holy gosh when is that hoe Joanna going to get back with my udon, she taking a really long time with it!!! I’m cosmically hungry!!!! SHIUTS VILL ASSS MOTHER CRAP!!!! The end. I luuuuuuvvvvveeee you all, like lots o’ hells and ass shits up your bummolllleeee!!!!
Take that all who are invited mo foes.
Up the bummmmmmm arse!!!!!!!!
Oxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxooooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo (and so on.)
UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHH-- hit’s the spot.
JENNIFER Hart!
Oooooohhhhh weeeeeeeeeeeeee!
You’re all not invited.
P.s: some people are really dense.