(series) The Cockamamie Truth 3
Title: The Cockamamie Truth
Rating: PG-13
Length: Chaptered
Genre(s): Comedy, Romance, Drama, & Action?
Pairing(s): Yunjae, Taesu, YooBoA
Summary: Journalists Jung Yunho and Kim Jaejoong are the best of friends, despite their very bizarre
love/hate relationship they're as tight as two people can get. One day, their editor Shim Changmin assigned them to do an interview on this "Use to be" Yakuza leader whose homeland was Korea. It was a typical day for the two writers, they stopped by for breakfast and ordered two cups of coffee to go then made their way to the condo of this said "Retired Yakuza leader." At the end of the day, they were alleged to be murders and kidnappers. They didn't even finish the interview.
Chapter three
The trio looked up, minus Junsu, he was being too nostalgic over Taeyeon to care what was happening in front of him and his friends.
“Jo Kwon?” they all had a weirded out, freaked, shocked expression on their faces.
“What are you doing here?” Yoochun asked with a forced smile, he actually wanted to laugh.
“As always…I felt my soul mate’s magnetic pull” he had his arms crossed against his chest like an X, smiling sweetly at Jaejoong. “My love…how have you been?” he smiled wider as he walked toward him and got on one knee, making a few people stare.
Jaejoong blinked a few times; dumbfounded about the current situation he was in. “I-I’ve been good?” his left eye twitched.
“Ah…that’s good to know, I feel much better having it heard from your sweet lips” he extended his hand to touch Jaejoong’s-but Yunho cleared his throat and grabbed Jaejoong faster, “Sorry Jo, we gotta go-Jaejoong’s not done shopping yet” he thought of an excuse at the top of his head. “Come on guys!” he stood up and pulled Jaejoong up with him.
“What?” Junsu looked up before standing as well, Yoochun followed.
“Halt!” Kwon stood up and turned to the four leaving, “I know what you’re trying to do” he smirked, crossing his arms as he took a few steps toward them, “You want Jaejoong all to yourself-don’t you Jung?” he scoffed.
Yunho blinked, “Uh-yeah, sure-whatever!” he glanced back at him quickly, pulling Jaejoong’s wrist as their pace had gone faster.
“You won this round, Jung! But don’t count on winning another!” Kwon shouted loudly, “Jaejoong will be mine!” he announced the whole mall. “I WILL FOLLOW YOU BABY! WHERE EVER YOU WILL GO!” Kwon shouted with all his might.
Jaejoong’s body shivered at the sentence, he was officially freaked out.
“Should we run?” Junsu asked as he was practically jogging to catch up with Jaejoong and Yunho.
“Yeah” Yunho nodded softly before running to turn at the next turn, exiting the mall.
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“I thought he was visiting his grandma this weekend!”
“How do you know that?” Jaejoong turned to Yoochun.
“He’s a photographer…” Yoochun blinked with a blank face despite the fact that he just ran for his life a few seconds ago, “And…you know, I’m a photographer…so…oh-and we also work for the same company” he smiled sarcastically.
“I just wanted to know, ” Jaejoong retorted, a bit annoyed.
“Kwon is really taking this to the top…” Junsu sighed, shaking his head.
“Why can’t you just tell the guy you’re not interested?” Yunho asked loudly.
“I DID! Several times!” Jaejoong replied, “He’s just in denial! Always taking about what the future holds for the two of us,” he shivered at the thought. “Its scary” he gulped, “One of these days I’ll definitely file a restraining order against him” he nodded, very determined.
“So I guess that’s the end of our guys day out?” Junsu changed the subject with a soft chuckle, “The sun set so its actually night now” he added.
“Really?” Yunho asked sarcastically, “No way.”
“Hey” Junsu frowned, “Just because you dropped your ice cream does not give you the right to throw all your emotions at me-so stop it” he crossed his arms and distanced himself away from his hyung.
“Why do you have so many bags?” Yoochun asked as he heaved deeply, “I almost dropped one of them” he gulped.
“There was a really big shoe sale-I love shoes” Jaejoong nodded, panting too.
“I thought only girls liked shoes” Junsu replied, leaned against the wall, breathing deeply.
“Jaejoong’s special” Yunho shrugged with a chuckle; “He’s a girl and a guy in one” he teased.
“Shut up!” Jaejoong slapped Yunho on the arm, “I am not-I just like a variety of things. What’s wrong with that?”
“Nothing” Yunho replied quickly.
Before Jaejoong could reply, Junsu let out an outburst. “Taeyeon-ah, oppa was stupid and clueless-I’m so sorry! I-I-I’ll ask you for help and I won’t play the video games you don’t want me to play, please forgive me,” he pleaded helplessly on his mobile phone. Making the other three look at him as if he was crazy.
“This is one of the reasons why I don’t have a girlfriend” Jaejoong whispered, Yunho nodded in agreement. “We just lose it all when we become committed.”
Yoochun snorted, "Yeah right. The reason why you two are so sour sometimes is cause you haven't gotten laid in sooooo long," he teased.
They watched Junsu pace around as they talked and soon, he was smiling.
“No, it wasn’t your fault, it was mine. I was stupid”
“It was completely my fault, don’t say sorry”
“Oh…” Junsu’s smile grew wider, “I think I’d like that very much” he chuckled.
The trio glanced at each other.
“Alright, I’ll see you soon Taengoo” Junsu smiled, nodding as he slowly walked back to his hyung-deul. “I love you” he beamed even brighter when a faint ‘I love you more’ was heard from his phone.
“Ah~” he felt so much better as he tucked his phone back into his pocket.
“So I guess that means you guys made up” Yunho smiled.
“Yup, we’re in love” Junsu grinned like a fool, “She’s picking me up”
“You didn’t use your car to get here?” Yoochun asked.
“She insisted on driving me since I was bad this morning” he put air quotes on the last few words. “Oh-well we don’t want to know the details” Jaejoong chuckled nervously. “You guys can just keep it to yourself, thanks.”
“Well!” Yoochun sighed, “I gotta get going-Boa and I are babysitting tonight.”
“For whom?” Yunho and Junsu asked in harmony, Jaejoong was too busy checking all of his items.
“Her cousin’s kid” Yoochun shrugged, “Have fun watching the love birds” he waved at Yunho and Jaejoong with a chuckle. “See you Monday!” he waved as he walked away.
Then, after a few more minutes of chatting, Taeyeon arrived with her car. She parked it along the curb before getting out with a big smile and practically ran into Junsu’s wide, open arms.
“Taeyeon-ah!”
“Junsu oppa~” The couple hugged tightly, Junsu lifted her up as he twirled in a circle and placed a kiss on her cheek. “I missed you,” he said as they ended their hug.
“I made apology cupcakes,” she pouted, wrapping her arms around his neck and looked up at him. “I really am sorry…I was just being a bee with an itch” she frowned.
Junsu shook his head as he lowered his arms to her waist, pulling her for a soft kiss. “Nonsense, you were being very reasonable-I was the one who acted like a bass with tard” he nodded, pressing another kiss to her lips.
Jaejoong and Yunho watched the couple engage in another scene suitable for a Korean drama and couldn’t help but smile. They were cute.
“I love you” Junsu murmured against her lips before pressing his against hers, giving her a deep, passionate kiss that lasted for a few seconds.
“Awww” Yunho and Jaejoong chuckled, “Yay~ they made up”
Junsu and Taeyeon parted, turning to their friends and chuckled, “I’m sorry you guys had to see us fight again” Junsu apologized with a soft smile.
Taeyeon nodded in agreement, “It was very rude of us, I’m sorry if our fight ruined your guys’ mood” she frowned softly.
Jaejoong shook his head, “Not at all! You guys just saved it by letting us witness that sweet make up scene” he chuckled.
Yunho nodded slowly, “Yup, made us feel all warm and tingly inside” he sighed, feeling like a bit of a loner without a girlfriend of his own.
“Alright then” Junsu smiled at Jaejoong then Yunho, “We’ll be going.”
“Oh wait! Jaejoong looked around his bags and gave Junsu his, “You almost forgot your new soccer ball” he chuckled as he gave it to him. “Oh right” Junsu chuckled as he took it, “Thanks again hyung” he smiled.
“Just take care of Taengy Taeng and we’ll all be good” Jaejoong smiled in reply, waving at the couple that walked off to their car, leaving Jaejoong and Yunho alone.
Yunho sighed, “So, lets go home?”
Jaejoong nodded and picked up his bags, “There’s no other place I’d rather be” he chuckled.
“Here, I’ll get some of that” he helped him out, taking most of the bags.
“Thanks” Jaejoong smiled directly, “Hmm…Yunderful?” he chuckled as they walked to his car.
Yunho laughed, “That’s a good one, Joongeous”
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Yunho laid down on Jaejoong’s bed with a big yawn, “Today was kind of boring…don’t you think?” he scratched the back of his head and turned to Jaejoong, who was busy putting on a night mask on.
“Huh?-what was that?” he asked, looking like a mummy with…whatever that was on his face.
Yunho puffed his cheeks, “It sucks how I lost my keys again…” he groaned. “Now I’m stuck sleeping here” he scoffed and slapped his forehead for being so stupid.
“Yah!” Jaejoong nudged Yunho on the arm, “What! You should be thankful that I’m letting you sleep on my bed. We look like a gay couple you know,” he shifted a little, parting away from Yunho as much as he could.
“Pfft” Yunho scoffed, rolling his eyes. “We would look less gay without your facial mask Jaejoong,”
“-Hyung!” Jaejoong added, “Jaejoong hyung until I say it’s alright for you to call me by my name again.”
“You know what I think about that?” Yunho turned to Jaejoong with a scowl, “Bull crap! I can call you Jaejoong whenever I want!” he slapped the mattress, “Now good night!” He turned his back against Jaejoong’s shocked face. It was pretty rare for Yunho to stand up to Jaejoong like that, its not like Yunho was a scardy cat or a pussy or a girl-he just…gets really threatened by Jaejoong most of the time, but there are these moments.
After a few seconds of silence, Jaejoong moved to his side and faced Yunho’s back. “But I wanted to talk some more… I wanted to talk about our love lives,” he pouted, extending his hand out and poked Yunho’s back softly. “Y-Yunnie?” he even said it in his cute voice.
Yunho groaned, “God you annoy me to my last nerve!” he turned around rather violently and faced Jaejoong, “What do you want to talk about?” he asked with his eyes narrowed, feeling a bit sleepy.
“I just…” Jaejoong sighed, frowning softly, “I know it doesn’t seem like it but I’m not over her…yet.”
“But it’s been almost two years Jaejoong…” Yunho blinked softly, the atmosphere suddenly became calm and somehow, nostalgic, “Hyung” he added.
Jaejoong just shrugged in reply, hugging his body pillow. “Sometimes I find myself still missing her” he sighed, looking down. He couldn’t even bring himself to say her name, afraid that he might start crying again. “I know its really weak of me but I can’t get over the fact that we didn’t work things out…she was perfect.”
“Jaejoong-ah…” Yunho sighed, feeling bad for his friend, “She wasn’t perfect, maybe in your eyes, she was because you were in love with her but I know you deserve better than her. She did you wrong, okay?” he looked at Jaejoong’s cream covered face. “There are other fishes in the sea, sweeter candy in the candy store… uh…” he chuckled softly, “That’s all I got”
The other chuckled, nodding at Yunho’s effort in making him feel better. “Thanks, best buddy”
“No problem, that’s why I’m here” he smiled back in return.
“Hmm…Yunho, how about you?” Jaejoong asked in curiosity, “I thought you had a thing for Miyoung down at the printing room.”
Yunho shrugged, “Nah” he shook his head, “She’s…too wild for me” he laughed softly, “I went out on a date with her and… I’m not even going to say it” he shook his head again. “Night night, sleep tight” Yunho flashed a grin before closing his eyes.
“Mmm…” Jaejoong stuck his lower lip out again and just sighed, “Fine, go to sleep” he stood up and walked to the bathroom to clear his face off of the night cream he put on. Meanwhile, Yunho shifted his position until he found his comfortable spot and quickly drifted off to sleep.
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“Oh yeah…baby”
Yunho groaned softly in his sleep.
“You’re so big…nghh…ah!”
Yunho’s lips curved into a small smirk as he leaned forward and pressed kisses to her neck, inhaling her sweet, familiar scent that sent tingles down his spine. “You’re so beautiful,” he whispered against her soft skin before sticking his tongue out for a taste. “Mmm…” he nibbled on the supple skin gently.
“You sure know how to handle a woman,” she whispered softly into his ear as her long fingers went through his hair, whereas his hands fondled with her soft breasts, making her moan loudly.
“Ah! Yunho! Harder!” she exclaimed, rocking against Yunho’s movements. He groaned in response, going harder as begged, only to be confused to hear light laughter.
“Hehehe” Jaejoong chuckled as he slowly woke up from Yunho’s kisses to his neck, of course- it didn’t really register in his head yet.
“Mm…stop~” Jaejoong laughed groggily, patting the arm around him.
Yunho on the other hand, groaned in discomfort, confused about the reaction until he finally opened his eyes to Jaejoong’s wet nape. “Holy motherfu-“ within a blink of an eye, he threw himself away from Jaejoong as if he was the deadly plague. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” he shouted so early in the morning.
Jaejoong groaned, his smile disappearing when Yunho’s voice completely woke him up. “What…” he yawned, scratching the back of his head then his itching butt before pulling out a wedgie.
“Oh my god” Yunho gasped, covering his mouth with the back of his mouth. “I-I…I-I can’t believe this” he widened his eyes, his heart beginning to beat at a faster rate than usual as he stared at the sleeping Jaejoong in front of him. He gulped and got out of bed to get in a cold shower. He woke up on the wrong side of the bed, that’s for sure.
In the meantime, Jaejoong opened his eyes with another big yawn, rubbing his eyes as he sat up and smiled. “Wah…that was a nice dream” he grinned to himself as he got out of bed to get ready for a new day at work.
--
“Yunho” Jaejoong blinked as he looked at his strawberry sprinkled doughnut.
“Yeah” Yunho replied as he buckled himself in before thrusting the key into the ignition of his car.
“This isn’t it”
“What isn’t it?” Yunho turned to Jaejoong just then, raising an eyebrow. “What?”
“This isn’t the doughnut I wanted” he kept staring at the piece of pastry as if it would stare at it long enough, it would transform. “I wanted a strawberry sprinkled, jelly filled doughnut!” Jaejoong sulked.
Yunho sighed and grabbed the box of doughnut, he sensed this would happen-so he had backup. “Calm down-calm down, I got all the strawberry kinds in here” he opened it and Jaejoong smiled. “Aw, thanks” he grinned up at Yunho and grabbed the box all to himself, “You’re close to calling me Jaejoong again~” he picked up the doughnut he was craving for and took a gigantic bite. “Hmm…” he nodded as he chewed.
“Good?” Yunho asked as he pulled out of the parking space.
“Mhm~” Jaejoong smiled as he gulped, “Very! Send my compliments to the baker” he took another big bite off of the doughnut.
“Alright-we got coffee and doughnuts, we ready to roll?”
“Uhm-“ Jaejoong gulped, “We need to get the address first, let me call Junsu” he licked his sticky fingers before digging into his messenger bag for his phone.
“Here, lemme have some” Yunho took the doughnut from Jaejoong’s hand and took a bite off of the red jelly oozing pastry, “Mmm” he nodded too, it was very delicious he thought. “I have great taste in doughnuts huh?” he smiled before taking another bite.
“Jun-“ Jaejoong blinked, his eyebrows creasing together, “Jun-Junsu?”
“Oh-hi hyung” Junsu gulped, heaving softly.
“What are you doing this morning?” Jaejoong chuckled, glancing at Yunho who seemed to be enjoying his doughnut too much.
“Uhm” he chuckled nervously, “You kind of caught me in a bad moment-Taeyeon and I are making up right now”
“Ooooh…” Jaejoong blinked, his eyes widening when he heard a moan, “Yeah-so Changmin told us to get the address from you?”
“I’ll send it to you! Ok?” Junsu chuckled softly before a soft thump was heard through the line, “Yah, stop moving so much”
“Uh-okay!” Jaejoong laughed awkwardly, “Well then, have a good time making up, yeah?” and quickly hung up.
“So?” Yunho looked at Jaejoong with puffed cheeks, no doughnut at hand.
“Taeyeon and Junsu were-“ Jaejoong looked at Yunho, his eyes growing bigger, “You-you ate my doughnut!”
“Jaejoong! I swear I didn’t-there’s another one in the box!”
“Hyung! Hyung! CALL ME HYUNG!”
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“This is the most amazing thing-“ Taeyeon gulped, nodding as she licked on the soft surface, “I didn’t know you could make this” she chuckled, biting her lower lip as she sat on the counter top of the kitchen. “And in under an hour too!” she smiled at Junsu, “Its very yummy” she nodded, giving Junsu a pat on the head.
“It is, isn’t it!” Junsu grinned, “Let me have some” he walked forward, right in between Taeyeon’s legs and opened his mouth. Taeyeon smiled, lowering the cone of freshly made vanilla ice cream to her lover’s mouth. “I’m very proud of you” she nodded, pressing a kiss to his forehead. “You’re getting stronger and stronger!” she patted his muscular arms, “Working out’s finally paying off, huh?”
Junsu chuckled as he leaned against her, nodding, “Yeah, and carrying endless pounds of flour also helped too”
Taeyeon smiled, patting Junsu’s cheek. “Mm, who was that on the phone?” she asked, taking her ice cream back and licked it a few more times.
“Jaejoong hyung, he wanted the address to their interview today-oh, which reminds me” he chuckled and reached out for his phone and began his short text message to his hyung-deul.
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“Where’s my goodbye kiss?” Yoochun asked as he was already out the door.
“Wait! Wait!” Boa hurried to the door with a laugh, “I was flossing when you decided to just leave without telling me,” she pouted softly, giving Yoochun a tight hug. “Come back in one piece, I love you” before placing a kiss on his lips. “I’ll see you tonight”
Yoochun smiled, pecking her lips quickly in return, “Love you-eat lunch today okay?” he patted her behind with a chuckle which Boa laughed to, “Mhm, mhm~ Drive safely!” Yoochun waved to her as he walked toward his car not parked from far away.
Once he got inside, he flipped his phone on and called Jaejoong, having planned that he would take a few pictures for their interview.
RING RING RING
”WHAT!”
”Yo~ Hyung? What’s up?”
”Yoochun?”
“The one and only” He chuckled, “Glad you’re excited to hear from me”
“No… its Yunho, he ate my doughnut”
“Oh…-- well, anyway I just wanted to make sure that you guys got the address? I’ll be meeting you guys there”
“Oh yeah, yeah-we got the address from Junsu a few minutes ago”
“Cool, see you guys there-hopefully you’re both alive!” he shouted, hoping Yunho heard.
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Yunho took a deep breath, glancing to his partner to check if he’s ready too. “We good?” he smiled a little to Jaejoong. Receiving a nod to answer his question, “Yup, I’m ready as I’ll ever be” he answered and crossed his arms, still affected by Yunho’s insensitive actions of eating his doughnut earlier.
“Hmm…” Jaejoong turned around to a few bushes, tilting his head to the side, feeling as if he was being watched but he shrugged it off, as it might have been his wild imagination.
The taller man knocked on the door, putting on a nice smile to show whoever would open the door in a few moments. He turned to Jaejoong and nudged his arm, “Hey, show a little more sunshine, will you?”
“Fine” Jaejoong groaned and dropped his arms to his sides just in time for the door that opened fully.
“Yes? May I help you?” A decent looking woman answered the door with a smile on her face.
“We’re Jung Yunho and Kim Jaejoong-journalists from Seoul Times. We’re here to interview-“ he looked down at the sticky note Jaejoong wrote down all the information they were given two days ago. “-Lee Sangchu?”
The woman nodded, “Ah~ He told me about that, yes” she took a step back and let the two men in, “Please, come in” she invited them inside and closed the door once they have entered. “Have a seat” the nice lady offered to them, “And my name is Sungji by the way” she bowed to them slightly, “Very pleased to meet you, young men”
Yunho and Jaejoong smiled in return, “It’s a pleasure to meet you as well, ma’am” Jaejoong replied.
“My husband will be out in a moment, I’ll call him” she beamed before walking into the hallway, “Sangchu-ah!” she shouted, facial expression completely difference from a second ago.
“WHAT! WHAT IS IT?” A roaring voice came out of nowhere.
“TWO YOUNG GENTLEMEN ARE HERE TO INTERVIEW YOU, IDIOT!” Sungji replied, they are very accustomed to the married life, Jaejoong thought with a nod.
“AH! RIGHT! -COMING!”
“HURRY UP!”
Unexpectedly, a high-pitched cry sounded, it was a baby. “Aw, Minki-ah” Sungji quickly made her way to another room, probably the baby’s room to calm the cries down.
Jaejoong gasped silently, slapping Yunho harder than he was to hit out of excitement-Yunho hissed and rubbed his arm in response. “There’s a baby!” he whispered with a smile.
“Ow, so? Why did you hit me?” he looked at Jaejoong with ceased eyebrows.
“Sorry, I was excited!” he chuckled gently, “I hope Sungji-sshi brings the baby out” he bit his lower lip as he kept his eyes on the hallway, not wanting to miss the sight of the baby if the mother decided to take the baby out. Jaejoong’s eyes widened when he saw a shadow slowly walking out of one of the rooms, his lips curling into a frown when it wasn’t Sungji and the baby.
Instead, it was an old man, about in his mid-fifties-he actually looked pretty good for his age. Yunho instantly stood when he noticed the elder’s presence, “Hello sir,” Yunho bowed politely and Jaejoong just mimicked.
Old Sangchu smiled and extended his hand for a nice handshake then gestured for them to sit, “It’s a pleasure to meet you both” he said, dry and low. Jaejoong and Yunho exchanged tiny smiles before sitting down again. “Thank you sir” Yunho replied.
The baby’s loud weeping was still loud as ever, and the three men out in the living room knew that the mother was trying her best to calm the baby down. Jaejoong sighed, unable to keep his eyes away from where it was coming from, “Hmm…” he sighed softly before glancing back at Yunho who already had his notepad and recorder out.
“Alright, so it’ll be a normal interview like any other” Yunho explained with a soft and gentle voice as he glanced up at the retired yakuza leader and then back down at his notepad. Sangchu nodded, leaning back against his chair as he listened to Yunho speak. “And we will begin” he took a glimpse of Jaejoong from the corner of his eye, just to see what the other was doing.
“Ah” Jaejoong smiled instantly when Sungji finally came out with the baby cradled in her arms, “Aww…” he couldn’t help himself. The baby’s face was utterly adorable, “How cute” Jaejoong chuckled as the baby’s eyes looked at him. He waved his fingers, making the baby smile his way even though the baby was still crying softly.
Yunho and Sangchu turned their heads as well, Yunho, smiled at the cute sight of the baby coming forth. Jaejoong pursed his lips, deciding whether he should ask or not-“Sungji-sshi, can I hold your baby?” he stood up with small smile. “Of course, maybe he’ll stop crying then” Sungji chuckled softly as she gave her baby to Jaejoong. “His name is Minki” she nodded softly, brushing the baby baby boy’s hair gently.
Jaejoong smiled at the cute bundle of joy, “Hello, Minki-ah. My name is Jaejoong…hi…” he chuckled softly. Her eyes were a pair of gigantic, doe eyes that could melt even the coldest hearts. He began rocking him gently back and forth, completely committed to calming him down. “How old is he?” he asked, brushing his cheeks in soft circles.
“He’s 15 months old”
“Ah…he’s so cute” Jaejoong chuckled, giving the baby boy an Eskimo kiss.
Yunho cleared his throat, “Jaejoong?” he looked up at his partner, “We gotta get this started” he chuckled a little. “We don’t want to keep Sangchu-sshi and Sungji-sshi all day”
Jaejoong sighed, nodding, “I-I know…but, he’s so cute-here, just take my pad and take some of the questions I came up with,” he smiled. “This baby needs some cheering up” he nodded, pressing a kiss to his cute chubby cheek, “You don’t mind if I go into her room, do you?” Jaejoong looked up at Sungji who shook her head with a friendly smile.
“Let uncle Jaejoong cheer you up, Minki-ah,” he smiled as he took him to his room, smiling as he saw the room was filled with many stuffed toys and a lot of blue. Blue wallpapers, blue crib, blue cabinet, blue rug-Jaejoong looked at his clothes and noticed that he was wearing blue. He chuckled; patting his belly, “So I’m guessing you like blue, huh?” he talked to Minki as he laid him on the diaper changing station on top of one of his dresser. “Now, let’s see if you need to be changed…and lets see if I still remember this” he chuckled.
Meanwhile, in the living room, Yunho began the interview again.
“So, Mr. Lee, how did you begin the live of a ya-“
“Yah, woman-what are you looking at?” And once again, he was interrupted.
“What?” Sungji retorted with a face.
“I’m here-you’re suppose to look here” Sangchu pointed to his face, “Right here.”
“Hmph, is it my fault that my eyes are glued to such a fatherly figure like Jaejoong-sshi?” she crossed her arms.
Yunho blinked, leaned away slowly as he saw the elder man’s face was beginning to glow red. “Uhmm….” Yunho blinked, Sangchu seemed like a pretty violent person…he thought it was very possible that he got into this whole yakuza business because of that particular personality trait.
“YAH! WHAT ARE YOU-ARE YOU FLIRTING AGAIN? DAMMIT WOMAN, IN MY OWN HOUSE?”
“What-are you accusing me off again! I didn’t say that!” Sungji stood up.
“YOU’VE BEEN DOING THIS-WHAT? TWO-THREE TIMES THIS MONTH? WHEN YOU TELL ME LIES?”
Sungji widened her eyes, shaking her head, “What are you talking about?”
“NO! YOU LIIIE TO ME WOMAN!” Sangchu shouted, out of control, “YOU LIEEEE!”
“Whoa, sir-ma’am-calm down, please!” Yunho dropped his notepad and recorder on the couch.
“NO!” Sangchu pointed to Yunho with a raging stare, “You stay out of this, bastard! This bitch has been messing with me for too long! She gets pregnant with another man’s child and claims its mine! BULLSHIT!”
Inside Minki’s room…
“Ah…okay” Jaejoong nodded.
“You got it?” Taeyeon’s cheery voice was heard through the speakers of his phone. Minki giggled. “Aww~ did he just laugh?” Taeyeon chuckled.
“Yeah, I guess he likes your voice, Taengoo-ah”
“Mm~ Thank you” Taeyeon laughed softly, “How’s the interview going?”
“Uhm…” Jaejoong blinked, hearing loud rumblings, “I think its going okay.”
“Yunho’s got it under control?”
“Yup, he’s the man in charge-I’m taking care of Minki for the moment” Jaejoong smiled as he put his poporo pants on.
“Taengoo-ah, do you want to see him?”
“Mm!” Taeyeon answered instantly, “I want to see him, please~” She was talking a short break from icing.
“Okay, I’ll do a video call” Jaejoong chuckled as he picked his phone up and held Minki in his arms again.
He held his phone far enough and checked on his phone on how they looked, he chuckled. “Don’t we look cute together” he pecked her cheek lightly.
“Boo!” Taeyeon greeted them when she answered the call, squealing instantly when she saw the cute face besides Jaejoong. “Oh my goodness…he’s adorable!” she poked the screen of her phone, as if she was pinching his cute cheek. “He is, isn’t he? Minki-ah, Taengoo thinks you’re cute,” he laughed lightly as he saw Minki just smiling at the camera.
“Yah, Jaejoongie, you look like a happy father” Taeyeon chuckled as she watched the two.
“I think I want to keep him,” Jaejoong laughed.
Taeyeon smiled, waving at the cute Minki and laughed softly when the baby batted his eyes at her. “Adorable! Jaejoong-ah, steal him and we’ll switch every week” she joked.
“No way-he’s all mine” Jaejoong hugged the tiny body, “Get your ow-“
BANG. BANG.
Taeyeon blinked, her smile faded within a second. Minki whimpered and hid his face against Jaejoong’s warm neck, his small hands clutching onto his clothes.
“What happened?” she asked with her eyebrows creasing.
Jaejoong looked to the door before looking back at the screen, “I’ll talk to you later, okay?” he managed to smile. “Have a nice day at work, Taeng!”
“Be safe! And careful!” Taeyeon said before Jaejoong hung up. He pushed his mobile phone into his jeans pocket and looked around, grabbing a blue blanket and wrapped it around Minki, helping him feel much comfortable. “There we go, baby,” he smiled softly and kissed his head before opening the door cautiously.
“Yunho?” he shouted for his partner as he walked out of the hallway. He heard the door open violently and a pair of feet running away. “Y-yunho?” Jaejoong gulped, his heart beating faster and faster. He tried his best not to think of any conclusions, knowing best that his brain was very wild and creative.
Jaejoong widened his eyes upon seeing Yunho with a gun, blood on his hands and was bent down beside Sungji,-- “Oh my god-Yunho,”-- beneath the woman was a spreading pool of blood.
Next
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an: DUN DUN DUN xD gotta wait till i finish other stuff before continuing tho xD wait till then i guess~ <3
Rating: PG-13
Length: Chaptered
Genre(s): Comedy, Romance, Drama, & Action?
Pairing(s): Yunjae, Taesu, YooBoA
Summary: Journalists Jung Yunho and Kim Jaejoong are the best of friends, despite their very bizarre
love/hate relationship they're as tight as two people can get. One day, their editor Shim Changmin assigned them to do an interview on this "Use to be" Yakuza leader whose homeland was Korea. It was a typical day for the two writers, they stopped by for breakfast and ordered two cups of coffee to go then made their way to the condo of this said "Retired Yakuza leader." At the end of the day, they were alleged to be murders and kidnappers. They didn't even finish the interview.
Chapter three
The trio looked up, minus Junsu, he was being too nostalgic over Taeyeon to care what was happening in front of him and his friends.
“Jo Kwon?” they all had a weirded out, freaked, shocked expression on their faces.
“What are you doing here?” Yoochun asked with a forced smile, he actually wanted to laugh.
“As always…I felt my soul mate’s magnetic pull” he had his arms crossed against his chest like an X, smiling sweetly at Jaejoong. “My love…how have you been?” he smiled wider as he walked toward him and got on one knee, making a few people stare.
Jaejoong blinked a few times; dumbfounded about the current situation he was in. “I-I’ve been good?” his left eye twitched.
“Ah…that’s good to know, I feel much better having it heard from your sweet lips” he extended his hand to touch Jaejoong’s-but Yunho cleared his throat and grabbed Jaejoong faster, “Sorry Jo, we gotta go-Jaejoong’s not done shopping yet” he thought of an excuse at the top of his head. “Come on guys!” he stood up and pulled Jaejoong up with him.
“What?” Junsu looked up before standing as well, Yoochun followed.
“Halt!” Kwon stood up and turned to the four leaving, “I know what you’re trying to do” he smirked, crossing his arms as he took a few steps toward them, “You want Jaejoong all to yourself-don’t you Jung?” he scoffed.
Yunho blinked, “Uh-yeah, sure-whatever!” he glanced back at him quickly, pulling Jaejoong’s wrist as their pace had gone faster.
“You won this round, Jung! But don’t count on winning another!” Kwon shouted loudly, “Jaejoong will be mine!” he announced the whole mall. “I WILL FOLLOW YOU BABY! WHERE EVER YOU WILL GO!” Kwon shouted with all his might.
Jaejoong’s body shivered at the sentence, he was officially freaked out.
“Should we run?” Junsu asked as he was practically jogging to catch up with Jaejoong and Yunho.
“Yeah” Yunho nodded softly before running to turn at the next turn, exiting the mall.
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“I thought he was visiting his grandma this weekend!”
“How do you know that?” Jaejoong turned to Yoochun.
“He’s a photographer…” Yoochun blinked with a blank face despite the fact that he just ran for his life a few seconds ago, “And…you know, I’m a photographer…so…oh-and we also work for the same company” he smiled sarcastically.
“I just wanted to know, ” Jaejoong retorted, a bit annoyed.
“Kwon is really taking this to the top…” Junsu sighed, shaking his head.
“Why can’t you just tell the guy you’re not interested?” Yunho asked loudly.
“I DID! Several times!” Jaejoong replied, “He’s just in denial! Always taking about what the future holds for the two of us,” he shivered at the thought. “Its scary” he gulped, “One of these days I’ll definitely file a restraining order against him” he nodded, very determined.
“So I guess that’s the end of our guys day out?” Junsu changed the subject with a soft chuckle, “The sun set so its actually night now” he added.
“Really?” Yunho asked sarcastically, “No way.”
“Hey” Junsu frowned, “Just because you dropped your ice cream does not give you the right to throw all your emotions at me-so stop it” he crossed his arms and distanced himself away from his hyung.
“Why do you have so many bags?” Yoochun asked as he heaved deeply, “I almost dropped one of them” he gulped.
“There was a really big shoe sale-I love shoes” Jaejoong nodded, panting too.
“I thought only girls liked shoes” Junsu replied, leaned against the wall, breathing deeply.
“Jaejoong’s special” Yunho shrugged with a chuckle; “He’s a girl and a guy in one” he teased.
“Shut up!” Jaejoong slapped Yunho on the arm, “I am not-I just like a variety of things. What’s wrong with that?”
“Nothing” Yunho replied quickly.
Before Jaejoong could reply, Junsu let out an outburst. “Taeyeon-ah, oppa was stupid and clueless-I’m so sorry! I-I-I’ll ask you for help and I won’t play the video games you don’t want me to play, please forgive me,” he pleaded helplessly on his mobile phone. Making the other three look at him as if he was crazy.
“This is one of the reasons why I don’t have a girlfriend” Jaejoong whispered, Yunho nodded in agreement. “We just lose it all when we become committed.”
Yoochun snorted, "Yeah right. The reason why you two are so sour sometimes is cause you haven't gotten laid in sooooo long," he teased.
They watched Junsu pace around as they talked and soon, he was smiling.
“No, it wasn’t your fault, it was mine. I was stupid”
“It was completely my fault, don’t say sorry”
“Oh…” Junsu’s smile grew wider, “I think I’d like that very much” he chuckled.
The trio glanced at each other.
“Alright, I’ll see you soon Taengoo” Junsu smiled, nodding as he slowly walked back to his hyung-deul. “I love you” he beamed even brighter when a faint ‘I love you more’ was heard from his phone.
“Ah~” he felt so much better as he tucked his phone back into his pocket.
“So I guess that means you guys made up” Yunho smiled.
“Yup, we’re in love” Junsu grinned like a fool, “She’s picking me up”
“You didn’t use your car to get here?” Yoochun asked.
“She insisted on driving me since I was bad this morning” he put air quotes on the last few words. “Oh-well we don’t want to know the details” Jaejoong chuckled nervously. “You guys can just keep it to yourself, thanks.”
“Well!” Yoochun sighed, “I gotta get going-Boa and I are babysitting tonight.”
“For whom?” Yunho and Junsu asked in harmony, Jaejoong was too busy checking all of his items.
“Her cousin’s kid” Yoochun shrugged, “Have fun watching the love birds” he waved at Yunho and Jaejoong with a chuckle. “See you Monday!” he waved as he walked away.
Then, after a few more minutes of chatting, Taeyeon arrived with her car. She parked it along the curb before getting out with a big smile and practically ran into Junsu’s wide, open arms.
“Taeyeon-ah!”
“Junsu oppa~” The couple hugged tightly, Junsu lifted her up as he twirled in a circle and placed a kiss on her cheek. “I missed you,” he said as they ended their hug.
“I made apology cupcakes,” she pouted, wrapping her arms around his neck and looked up at him. “I really am sorry…I was just being a bee with an itch” she frowned.
Junsu shook his head as he lowered his arms to her waist, pulling her for a soft kiss. “Nonsense, you were being very reasonable-I was the one who acted like a bass with tard” he nodded, pressing another kiss to her lips.
Jaejoong and Yunho watched the couple engage in another scene suitable for a Korean drama and couldn’t help but smile. They were cute.
“I love you” Junsu murmured against her lips before pressing his against hers, giving her a deep, passionate kiss that lasted for a few seconds.
“Awww” Yunho and Jaejoong chuckled, “Yay~ they made up”
Junsu and Taeyeon parted, turning to their friends and chuckled, “I’m sorry you guys had to see us fight again” Junsu apologized with a soft smile.
Taeyeon nodded in agreement, “It was very rude of us, I’m sorry if our fight ruined your guys’ mood” she frowned softly.
Jaejoong shook his head, “Not at all! You guys just saved it by letting us witness that sweet make up scene” he chuckled.
Yunho nodded slowly, “Yup, made us feel all warm and tingly inside” he sighed, feeling like a bit of a loner without a girlfriend of his own.
“Alright then” Junsu smiled at Jaejoong then Yunho, “We’ll be going.”
“Oh wait! Jaejoong looked around his bags and gave Junsu his, “You almost forgot your new soccer ball” he chuckled as he gave it to him. “Oh right” Junsu chuckled as he took it, “Thanks again hyung” he smiled.
“Just take care of Taengy Taeng and we’ll all be good” Jaejoong smiled in reply, waving at the couple that walked off to their car, leaving Jaejoong and Yunho alone.
Yunho sighed, “So, lets go home?”
Jaejoong nodded and picked up his bags, “There’s no other place I’d rather be” he chuckled.
“Here, I’ll get some of that” he helped him out, taking most of the bags.
“Thanks” Jaejoong smiled directly, “Hmm…Yunderful?” he chuckled as they walked to his car.
Yunho laughed, “That’s a good one, Joongeous”
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Yunho laid down on Jaejoong’s bed with a big yawn, “Today was kind of boring…don’t you think?” he scratched the back of his head and turned to Jaejoong, who was busy putting on a night mask on.
“Huh?-what was that?” he asked, looking like a mummy with…whatever that was on his face.
Yunho puffed his cheeks, “It sucks how I lost my keys again…” he groaned. “Now I’m stuck sleeping here” he scoffed and slapped his forehead for being so stupid.
“Yah!” Jaejoong nudged Yunho on the arm, “What! You should be thankful that I’m letting you sleep on my bed. We look like a gay couple you know,” he shifted a little, parting away from Yunho as much as he could.
“Pfft” Yunho scoffed, rolling his eyes. “We would look less gay without your facial mask Jaejoong,”
“-Hyung!” Jaejoong added, “Jaejoong hyung until I say it’s alright for you to call me by my name again.”
“You know what I think about that?” Yunho turned to Jaejoong with a scowl, “Bull crap! I can call you Jaejoong whenever I want!” he slapped the mattress, “Now good night!” He turned his back against Jaejoong’s shocked face. It was pretty rare for Yunho to stand up to Jaejoong like that, its not like Yunho was a scardy cat or a pussy or a girl-he just…gets really threatened by Jaejoong most of the time, but there are these moments.
After a few seconds of silence, Jaejoong moved to his side and faced Yunho’s back. “But I wanted to talk some more… I wanted to talk about our love lives,” he pouted, extending his hand out and poked Yunho’s back softly. “Y-Yunnie?” he even said it in his cute voice.
Yunho groaned, “God you annoy me to my last nerve!” he turned around rather violently and faced Jaejoong, “What do you want to talk about?” he asked with his eyes narrowed, feeling a bit sleepy.
“I just…” Jaejoong sighed, frowning softly, “I know it doesn’t seem like it but I’m not over her…yet.”
“But it’s been almost two years Jaejoong…” Yunho blinked softly, the atmosphere suddenly became calm and somehow, nostalgic, “Hyung” he added.
Jaejoong just shrugged in reply, hugging his body pillow. “Sometimes I find myself still missing her” he sighed, looking down. He couldn’t even bring himself to say her name, afraid that he might start crying again. “I know its really weak of me but I can’t get over the fact that we didn’t work things out…she was perfect.”
“Jaejoong-ah…” Yunho sighed, feeling bad for his friend, “She wasn’t perfect, maybe in your eyes, she was because you were in love with her but I know you deserve better than her. She did you wrong, okay?” he looked at Jaejoong’s cream covered face. “There are other fishes in the sea, sweeter candy in the candy store… uh…” he chuckled softly, “That’s all I got”
The other chuckled, nodding at Yunho’s effort in making him feel better. “Thanks, best buddy”
“No problem, that’s why I’m here” he smiled back in return.
“Hmm…Yunho, how about you?” Jaejoong asked in curiosity, “I thought you had a thing for Miyoung down at the printing room.”
Yunho shrugged, “Nah” he shook his head, “She’s…too wild for me” he laughed softly, “I went out on a date with her and… I’m not even going to say it” he shook his head again. “Night night, sleep tight” Yunho flashed a grin before closing his eyes.
“Mmm…” Jaejoong stuck his lower lip out again and just sighed, “Fine, go to sleep” he stood up and walked to the bathroom to clear his face off of the night cream he put on. Meanwhile, Yunho shifted his position until he found his comfortable spot and quickly drifted off to sleep.
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“Oh yeah…baby”
Yunho groaned softly in his sleep.
“You’re so big…nghh…ah!”
Yunho’s lips curved into a small smirk as he leaned forward and pressed kisses to her neck, inhaling her sweet, familiar scent that sent tingles down his spine. “You’re so beautiful,” he whispered against her soft skin before sticking his tongue out for a taste. “Mmm…” he nibbled on the supple skin gently.
“You sure know how to handle a woman,” she whispered softly into his ear as her long fingers went through his hair, whereas his hands fondled with her soft breasts, making her moan loudly.
“Ah! Yunho! Harder!” she exclaimed, rocking against Yunho’s movements. He groaned in response, going harder as begged, only to be confused to hear light laughter.
“Hehehe” Jaejoong chuckled as he slowly woke up from Yunho’s kisses to his neck, of course- it didn’t really register in his head yet.
“Mm…stop~” Jaejoong laughed groggily, patting the arm around him.
Yunho on the other hand, groaned in discomfort, confused about the reaction until he finally opened his eyes to Jaejoong’s wet nape. “Holy motherfu-“ within a blink of an eye, he threw himself away from Jaejoong as if he was the deadly plague. “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!” he shouted so early in the morning.
Jaejoong groaned, his smile disappearing when Yunho’s voice completely woke him up. “What…” he yawned, scratching the back of his head then his itching butt before pulling out a wedgie.
“Oh my god” Yunho gasped, covering his mouth with the back of his mouth. “I-I…I-I can’t believe this” he widened his eyes, his heart beginning to beat at a faster rate than usual as he stared at the sleeping Jaejoong in front of him. He gulped and got out of bed to get in a cold shower. He woke up on the wrong side of the bed, that’s for sure.
In the meantime, Jaejoong opened his eyes with another big yawn, rubbing his eyes as he sat up and smiled. “Wah…that was a nice dream” he grinned to himself as he got out of bed to get ready for a new day at work.
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“Yunho” Jaejoong blinked as he looked at his strawberry sprinkled doughnut.
“Yeah” Yunho replied as he buckled himself in before thrusting the key into the ignition of his car.
“This isn’t it”
“What isn’t it?” Yunho turned to Jaejoong just then, raising an eyebrow. “What?”
“This isn’t the doughnut I wanted” he kept staring at the piece of pastry as if it would stare at it long enough, it would transform. “I wanted a strawberry sprinkled, jelly filled doughnut!” Jaejoong sulked.
Yunho sighed and grabbed the box of doughnut, he sensed this would happen-so he had backup. “Calm down-calm down, I got all the strawberry kinds in here” he opened it and Jaejoong smiled. “Aw, thanks” he grinned up at Yunho and grabbed the box all to himself, “You’re close to calling me Jaejoong again~” he picked up the doughnut he was craving for and took a gigantic bite. “Hmm…” he nodded as he chewed.
“Good?” Yunho asked as he pulled out of the parking space.
“Mhm~” Jaejoong smiled as he gulped, “Very! Send my compliments to the baker” he took another big bite off of the doughnut.
“Alright-we got coffee and doughnuts, we ready to roll?”
“Uhm-“ Jaejoong gulped, “We need to get the address first, let me call Junsu” he licked his sticky fingers before digging into his messenger bag for his phone.
“Here, lemme have some” Yunho took the doughnut from Jaejoong’s hand and took a bite off of the red jelly oozing pastry, “Mmm” he nodded too, it was very delicious he thought. “I have great taste in doughnuts huh?” he smiled before taking another bite.
“Jun-“ Jaejoong blinked, his eyebrows creasing together, “Jun-Junsu?”
“Oh-hi hyung” Junsu gulped, heaving softly.
“What are you doing this morning?” Jaejoong chuckled, glancing at Yunho who seemed to be enjoying his doughnut too much.
“Uhm” he chuckled nervously, “You kind of caught me in a bad moment-Taeyeon and I are making up right now”
“Ooooh…” Jaejoong blinked, his eyes widening when he heard a moan, “Yeah-so Changmin told us to get the address from you?”
“I’ll send it to you! Ok?” Junsu chuckled softly before a soft thump was heard through the line, “Yah, stop moving so much”
“Uh-okay!” Jaejoong laughed awkwardly, “Well then, have a good time making up, yeah?” and quickly hung up.
“So?” Yunho looked at Jaejoong with puffed cheeks, no doughnut at hand.
“Taeyeon and Junsu were-“ Jaejoong looked at Yunho, his eyes growing bigger, “You-you ate my doughnut!”
“Jaejoong! I swear I didn’t-there’s another one in the box!”
“Hyung! Hyung! CALL ME HYUNG!”
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“This is the most amazing thing-“ Taeyeon gulped, nodding as she licked on the soft surface, “I didn’t know you could make this” she chuckled, biting her lower lip as she sat on the counter top of the kitchen. “And in under an hour too!” she smiled at Junsu, “Its very yummy” she nodded, giving Junsu a pat on the head.
“It is, isn’t it!” Junsu grinned, “Let me have some” he walked forward, right in between Taeyeon’s legs and opened his mouth. Taeyeon smiled, lowering the cone of freshly made vanilla ice cream to her lover’s mouth. “I’m very proud of you” she nodded, pressing a kiss to his forehead. “You’re getting stronger and stronger!” she patted his muscular arms, “Working out’s finally paying off, huh?”
Junsu chuckled as he leaned against her, nodding, “Yeah, and carrying endless pounds of flour also helped too”
Taeyeon smiled, patting Junsu’s cheek. “Mm, who was that on the phone?” she asked, taking her ice cream back and licked it a few more times.
“Jaejoong hyung, he wanted the address to their interview today-oh, which reminds me” he chuckled and reached out for his phone and began his short text message to his hyung-deul.
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“Where’s my goodbye kiss?” Yoochun asked as he was already out the door.
“Wait! Wait!” Boa hurried to the door with a laugh, “I was flossing when you decided to just leave without telling me,” she pouted softly, giving Yoochun a tight hug. “Come back in one piece, I love you” before placing a kiss on his lips. “I’ll see you tonight”
Yoochun smiled, pecking her lips quickly in return, “Love you-eat lunch today okay?” he patted her behind with a chuckle which Boa laughed to, “Mhm, mhm~ Drive safely!” Yoochun waved to her as he walked toward his car not parked from far away.
Once he got inside, he flipped his phone on and called Jaejoong, having planned that he would take a few pictures for their interview.
RING RING RING
”WHAT!”
”Yo~ Hyung? What’s up?”
”Yoochun?”
“The one and only” He chuckled, “Glad you’re excited to hear from me”
“No… its Yunho, he ate my doughnut”
“Oh…-- well, anyway I just wanted to make sure that you guys got the address? I’ll be meeting you guys there”
“Oh yeah, yeah-we got the address from Junsu a few minutes ago”
“Cool, see you guys there-hopefully you’re both alive!” he shouted, hoping Yunho heard.
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Yunho took a deep breath, glancing to his partner to check if he’s ready too. “We good?” he smiled a little to Jaejoong. Receiving a nod to answer his question, “Yup, I’m ready as I’ll ever be” he answered and crossed his arms, still affected by Yunho’s insensitive actions of eating his doughnut earlier.
“Hmm…” Jaejoong turned around to a few bushes, tilting his head to the side, feeling as if he was being watched but he shrugged it off, as it might have been his wild imagination.
The taller man knocked on the door, putting on a nice smile to show whoever would open the door in a few moments. He turned to Jaejoong and nudged his arm, “Hey, show a little more sunshine, will you?”
“Fine” Jaejoong groaned and dropped his arms to his sides just in time for the door that opened fully.
“Yes? May I help you?” A decent looking woman answered the door with a smile on her face.
“We’re Jung Yunho and Kim Jaejoong-journalists from Seoul Times. We’re here to interview-“ he looked down at the sticky note Jaejoong wrote down all the information they were given two days ago. “-Lee Sangchu?”
The woman nodded, “Ah~ He told me about that, yes” she took a step back and let the two men in, “Please, come in” she invited them inside and closed the door once they have entered. “Have a seat” the nice lady offered to them, “And my name is Sungji by the way” she bowed to them slightly, “Very pleased to meet you, young men”
Yunho and Jaejoong smiled in return, “It’s a pleasure to meet you as well, ma’am” Jaejoong replied.
“My husband will be out in a moment, I’ll call him” she beamed before walking into the hallway, “Sangchu-ah!” she shouted, facial expression completely difference from a second ago.
“WHAT! WHAT IS IT?” A roaring voice came out of nowhere.
“TWO YOUNG GENTLEMEN ARE HERE TO INTERVIEW YOU, IDIOT!” Sungji replied, they are very accustomed to the married life, Jaejoong thought with a nod.
“AH! RIGHT! -COMING!”
“HURRY UP!”
Unexpectedly, a high-pitched cry sounded, it was a baby. “Aw, Minki-ah” Sungji quickly made her way to another room, probably the baby’s room to calm the cries down.
Jaejoong gasped silently, slapping Yunho harder than he was to hit out of excitement-Yunho hissed and rubbed his arm in response. “There’s a baby!” he whispered with a smile.
“Ow, so? Why did you hit me?” he looked at Jaejoong with ceased eyebrows.
“Sorry, I was excited!” he chuckled gently, “I hope Sungji-sshi brings the baby out” he bit his lower lip as he kept his eyes on the hallway, not wanting to miss the sight of the baby if the mother decided to take the baby out. Jaejoong’s eyes widened when he saw a shadow slowly walking out of one of the rooms, his lips curling into a frown when it wasn’t Sungji and the baby.
Instead, it was an old man, about in his mid-fifties-he actually looked pretty good for his age. Yunho instantly stood when he noticed the elder’s presence, “Hello sir,” Yunho bowed politely and Jaejoong just mimicked.
Old Sangchu smiled and extended his hand for a nice handshake then gestured for them to sit, “It’s a pleasure to meet you both” he said, dry and low. Jaejoong and Yunho exchanged tiny smiles before sitting down again. “Thank you sir” Yunho replied.
The baby’s loud weeping was still loud as ever, and the three men out in the living room knew that the mother was trying her best to calm the baby down. Jaejoong sighed, unable to keep his eyes away from where it was coming from, “Hmm…” he sighed softly before glancing back at Yunho who already had his notepad and recorder out.
“Alright, so it’ll be a normal interview like any other” Yunho explained with a soft and gentle voice as he glanced up at the retired yakuza leader and then back down at his notepad. Sangchu nodded, leaning back against his chair as he listened to Yunho speak. “And we will begin” he took a glimpse of Jaejoong from the corner of his eye, just to see what the other was doing.
“Ah” Jaejoong smiled instantly when Sungji finally came out with the baby cradled in her arms, “Aww…” he couldn’t help himself. The baby’s face was utterly adorable, “How cute” Jaejoong chuckled as the baby’s eyes looked at him. He waved his fingers, making the baby smile his way even though the baby was still crying softly.
Yunho and Sangchu turned their heads as well, Yunho, smiled at the cute sight of the baby coming forth. Jaejoong pursed his lips, deciding whether he should ask or not-“Sungji-sshi, can I hold your baby?” he stood up with small smile. “Of course, maybe he’ll stop crying then” Sungji chuckled softly as she gave her baby to Jaejoong. “His name is Minki” she nodded softly, brushing the baby baby boy’s hair gently.
Jaejoong smiled at the cute bundle of joy, “Hello, Minki-ah. My name is Jaejoong…hi…” he chuckled softly. Her eyes were a pair of gigantic, doe eyes that could melt even the coldest hearts. He began rocking him gently back and forth, completely committed to calming him down. “How old is he?” he asked, brushing his cheeks in soft circles.
“He’s 15 months old”
“Ah…he’s so cute” Jaejoong chuckled, giving the baby boy an Eskimo kiss.
Yunho cleared his throat, “Jaejoong?” he looked up at his partner, “We gotta get this started” he chuckled a little. “We don’t want to keep Sangchu-sshi and Sungji-sshi all day”
Jaejoong sighed, nodding, “I-I know…but, he’s so cute-here, just take my pad and take some of the questions I came up with,” he smiled. “This baby needs some cheering up” he nodded, pressing a kiss to his cute chubby cheek, “You don’t mind if I go into her room, do you?” Jaejoong looked up at Sungji who shook her head with a friendly smile.
“Let uncle Jaejoong cheer you up, Minki-ah,” he smiled as he took him to his room, smiling as he saw the room was filled with many stuffed toys and a lot of blue. Blue wallpapers, blue crib, blue cabinet, blue rug-Jaejoong looked at his clothes and noticed that he was wearing blue. He chuckled; patting his belly, “So I’m guessing you like blue, huh?” he talked to Minki as he laid him on the diaper changing station on top of one of his dresser. “Now, let’s see if you need to be changed…and lets see if I still remember this” he chuckled.
Meanwhile, in the living room, Yunho began the interview again.
“So, Mr. Lee, how did you begin the live of a ya-“
“Yah, woman-what are you looking at?” And once again, he was interrupted.
“What?” Sungji retorted with a face.
“I’m here-you’re suppose to look here” Sangchu pointed to his face, “Right here.”
“Hmph, is it my fault that my eyes are glued to such a fatherly figure like Jaejoong-sshi?” she crossed her arms.
Yunho blinked, leaned away slowly as he saw the elder man’s face was beginning to glow red. “Uhmm….” Yunho blinked, Sangchu seemed like a pretty violent person…he thought it was very possible that he got into this whole yakuza business because of that particular personality trait.
“YAH! WHAT ARE YOU-ARE YOU FLIRTING AGAIN? DAMMIT WOMAN, IN MY OWN HOUSE?”
“What-are you accusing me off again! I didn’t say that!” Sungji stood up.
“YOU’VE BEEN DOING THIS-WHAT? TWO-THREE TIMES THIS MONTH? WHEN YOU TELL ME LIES?”
Sungji widened her eyes, shaking her head, “What are you talking about?”
“NO! YOU LIIIE TO ME WOMAN!” Sangchu shouted, out of control, “YOU LIEEEE!”
“Whoa, sir-ma’am-calm down, please!” Yunho dropped his notepad and recorder on the couch.
“NO!” Sangchu pointed to Yunho with a raging stare, “You stay out of this, bastard! This bitch has been messing with me for too long! She gets pregnant with another man’s child and claims its mine! BULLSHIT!”
Inside Minki’s room…
“Ah…okay” Jaejoong nodded.
“You got it?” Taeyeon’s cheery voice was heard through the speakers of his phone. Minki giggled. “Aww~ did he just laugh?” Taeyeon chuckled.
“Yeah, I guess he likes your voice, Taengoo-ah”
“Mm~ Thank you” Taeyeon laughed softly, “How’s the interview going?”
“Uhm…” Jaejoong blinked, hearing loud rumblings, “I think its going okay.”
“Yunho’s got it under control?”
“Yup, he’s the man in charge-I’m taking care of Minki for the moment” Jaejoong smiled as he put his poporo pants on.
“Taengoo-ah, do you want to see him?”
“Mm!” Taeyeon answered instantly, “I want to see him, please~” She was talking a short break from icing.
“Okay, I’ll do a video call” Jaejoong chuckled as he picked his phone up and held Minki in his arms again.
He held his phone far enough and checked on his phone on how they looked, he chuckled. “Don’t we look cute together” he pecked her cheek lightly.
“Boo!” Taeyeon greeted them when she answered the call, squealing instantly when she saw the cute face besides Jaejoong. “Oh my goodness…he’s adorable!” she poked the screen of her phone, as if she was pinching his cute cheek. “He is, isn’t he? Minki-ah, Taengoo thinks you’re cute,” he laughed lightly as he saw Minki just smiling at the camera.
“Yah, Jaejoongie, you look like a happy father” Taeyeon chuckled as she watched the two.
“I think I want to keep him,” Jaejoong laughed.
Taeyeon smiled, waving at the cute Minki and laughed softly when the baby batted his eyes at her. “Adorable! Jaejoong-ah, steal him and we’ll switch every week” she joked.
“No way-he’s all mine” Jaejoong hugged the tiny body, “Get your ow-“
BANG. BANG.
Taeyeon blinked, her smile faded within a second. Minki whimpered and hid his face against Jaejoong’s warm neck, his small hands clutching onto his clothes.
“What happened?” she asked with her eyebrows creasing.
Jaejoong looked to the door before looking back at the screen, “I’ll talk to you later, okay?” he managed to smile. “Have a nice day at work, Taeng!”
“Be safe! And careful!” Taeyeon said before Jaejoong hung up. He pushed his mobile phone into his jeans pocket and looked around, grabbing a blue blanket and wrapped it around Minki, helping him feel much comfortable. “There we go, baby,” he smiled softly and kissed his head before opening the door cautiously.
“Yunho?” he shouted for his partner as he walked out of the hallway. He heard the door open violently and a pair of feet running away. “Y-yunho?” Jaejoong gulped, his heart beating faster and faster. He tried his best not to think of any conclusions, knowing best that his brain was very wild and creative.
Jaejoong widened his eyes upon seeing Yunho with a gun, blood on his hands and was bent down beside Sungji,-- “Oh my god-Yunho,”-- beneath the woman was a spreading pool of blood.
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an: DUN DUN DUN xD gotta wait till i finish other stuff before continuing tho xD wait till then i guess~ <3