yup, i'm "el-ay-em-ee"
A man goes into a department store. He cannot speak English. He only speaks Spanish.
The clerk says, "May I help you?"
The man says, "Quiero un par de calcetines."
The clerk says, "I don't understand Spanish. Do you want some pants?" And he holds up a pair of pants.
The man says, "No, pantalones no! Quiero calcetines."
The clerk then holds up a shirt and asks, "Do you want a shirt?"
"No, camisa no." says the man, "Quiero calcetines."
Patiently the clerk hold up a pair of shoes, "How about some shoes?" he asks.
"No, zapatos no."
Finally the clerk holds up a pair of socks and the man says, "Eso si que es!" and the clerk says, "Why didn't you tell me you could spell?"
Don't worry, Jules, the pun cow is well-fed.
The clerk says, "May I help you?"
The man says, "Quiero un par de calcetines."
The clerk says, "I don't understand Spanish. Do you want some pants?" And he holds up a pair of pants.
The man says, "No, pantalones no! Quiero calcetines."
The clerk then holds up a shirt and asks, "Do you want a shirt?"
"No, camisa no." says the man, "Quiero calcetines."
Patiently the clerk hold up a pair of shoes, "How about some shoes?" he asks.
"No, zapatos no."
Finally the clerk holds up a pair of socks and the man says, "Eso si que es!" and the clerk says, "Why didn't you tell me you could spell?"
Don't worry, Jules, the pun cow is well-fed.